Donnie Does is one of the greatest enigmas on the planet right now. I have no clue what the guy does. One week he’s in the ring with Pacquiao, this week he’s running around China and parting in clubs, carrying a goose around the whole damn time. I don’t get it. He’s got freaky Asian chicks on his arm and I didn’t even know women were legal in China. Hell, I barely knew Americans were legal in China. I figured once you went over there they just turned you into a slave and made you start working off our 100 ziillion dollar debt to them. But apparently The Wonton Don is like a king over there or something. Makes no fucking sense to me, but I love the song.