DM - Former Baywatch star Donna D’Errico has been left battered and bruised following a dangerous fall while hiking in Turkey. The onetime Playboy Playmate Of The Month was fulfilling a lifelong dream to hunt for Noah’s Ark on Mount Arat when she suffered a ‘major fall’. It isn’t the first problem she’s encountered, with D’Errico warned she was in ‘serious danger’ from Kurdistani terrorist group the PKK at one point. Her hunt for Noah’s Ark has seen the actress leave her two children in America to head to ‘an extremely dangerous’ part of the mountain. She explained in an interview last year that she had always held a dream of discovering the ark.And after years of study she had pinpointed the likely locations for the mythical boat.’I've been studying this for years and know where the sightings have been,’ she said. ‘According to my research, the ark lays broken into at least two, but most likely three, pieces. ‘I believe that one of those pieces is in the uppermost Ahora Gorge area, an extremely dangerous area to climb and explore.’
Donna D’Errico you crazy ass bitch! You really outdid yourself this time. Like you can’t teach this type of crazy. You got to be born with it. Just slugging around Turkey falling off cliffs and shit looking for Noah’s Ark. Looking for Noah’s Ark! Based on her own maps! Who the fuck does that? Seriously who looks for Noah’s Ark?
PS – How happy do you think her little Turkish guide was when she showed up? Like probably always giving tours to Al Qaeda and eskimos and shit and all of a sudden a literal Baywatch Babe knocks on your hut saying she wants to go up into the mountains with you. No way you’re not hooking up when you’re cold and alone and worried about kurd terrorists. You can’t help but to smash genitals in that situation. Noah’s Ark Search Party Sex FTW.