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Does This Look Like the Face The Belarus Women’s Shot Put Gold Medalist Who Was Stripped of Her Medal For Steroids?
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LONDON — Shot putter Nadzeya Ostapchuk of Belarus became the first athlete to be stripped of a medal at the London Olympics after her gold was withdrawn Monday for doping. The IOC says Belarus shot putter Nadzeya Ostapchuk, competing in last Monday’s final, tested positive for the steroid metenolone.

What? No! I don’t believe it! I refuse to believe it! There is just no way Nadzeya Ostapchuck was using steroids that made her into a man. How can that be possible? I can’t believe it. I won’t believe it. Somebody was out to get her. Somebody tampered with the results. There had to be foul play involved. I bet it was flax seed oil! That can happen to anybody! Honest mistake. There is just no way this chick was cheating. Look at her! Dainty as a spring flower. See this is what happens when you’re the king of the mountain. When you win gold and have the sex appeal to match everybody is trying to bring you down. Jealousy is a bitch.
By elpresidente posted August 13th, 2012 at 11:55 AM
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  by help me tom cruise on August 13, 2012 at 12:02 pm
  who blogged it better. Kmarko or Pres? Game, Set, Match: Kmarko
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  by mattyg2k on August 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm
  If this... thing got laid in the Olympic Village then I do believe in miracles.
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  by Monsterzero on August 13, 2012 at 12:11 pm
  Looks like a bouncer in one of those 70s English gangster movies.
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  by EZBreezey2222 on August 13, 2012 at 12:12 pm
  i didnt see her featured in NBC's "bodies in motion" montage
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  by comment_ninja on August 13, 2012 at 12:18 pm
  Stripped of her gold for using steroids or having and uncut euro cock?
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  by fireosgood on August 13, 2012 at 12:19 pm
  It looks like Jonah Falcon.
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  by dongzilla on August 13, 2012 at 12:22 pm
  she has a bigger cock than all of you
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  by rolltideroll67 on August 13, 2012 at 12:26 pm
  Ryan Braun will be there shortly to help her/him defend its case
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  by prodrunk on August 13, 2012 at 12:34 pm
  Rack for days, motorboat those milk cannons like a sonofabitch!
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  by mattyg2k on August 13, 2012 at 12:39 pm
  Who knew Brendan Gleeson was also an Olympian? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Brendan_Gleeson.jpg/220px-Brendan_Gleeson.jpg
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  by otwisted on August 13, 2012 at 12:58 pm
  Fireosgood FTW!
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  by bdemps15 on August 13, 2012 at 1:10 pm
  Can Asexuals win gold medals?
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  by shadynasty12 on August 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm
  Detlef Schremf + Brad Lohaus + Mad Fuckin Roids = That thing
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  by thedeanfucksfattys on August 13, 2012 at 1:50 pm
  If this picture doesn't convince women to stay off steroids, I don't know what will.
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  by otwisted on August 13, 2012 at 2:00 pm
  I thought John Lackey was rehabing an injury?
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  by valbroski on August 13, 2012 at 3:58 pm
  Straight fire
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  by masstruth on August 13, 2012 at 4:07 pm
  This had to be a man first
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  by Harry Johnson on August 13, 2012 at 4:23 pm
  This chick would rape most stoolies like they were passed out chicks at a Blackout or F*cking Foam party.
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  by dudebro on August 13, 2012 at 4:57 pm
  Looks like a member of the Portnoy family.
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  by rusty tromboner on August 13, 2012 at 5:07 pm
  Is that a more masculine version of Portnose?
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  by rusty tromboner on August 13, 2012 at 5:07 pm
  Is that a more masculine version of Portnose?
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  by rusty tromboner on August 13, 2012 at 5:08 pm
  Wtf do comments double up like, fuckin iPhones.
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  by docsb on August 13, 2012 at 6:34 pm
  It's a FAT Jackson from Hanna Montana! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1489118/
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  by John Merrick on August 13, 2012 at 8:56 pm
  Bullshit. That's Jeremy Renner. http://www.celebrityfan.net/pictures/actors-pictures/jeremy-renner-pictures/hq/image/jeremy-renner-photo-007/
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  by maukstraussity on August 13, 2012 at 9:06 pm
  prez you are a funny motherfucker but swing and a miss my friend, started strong then took a kneel at the 50 for no reason
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  by jay bizzzle on August 14, 2012 at 1:27 am
  woulda been an A+ blog is you just said- "No. Fucking. Shit."
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