You need to read the end of this message we just got from the Holy Cross administration… I think this might be an advertisement to go to barstool in september. Didn’t have a ticket before today, but thats about to change.
EMAIL FROM HOLY CROSS TO ALL THEIR STUDENTS THIS MORNING
Worcester city events often include Barstool sponsored foam parties in the fall. These events are prime for “club drug” use. Students who have attended in the past have reported other negative consequences. Student have experienced unsolicited kissing, groping, tearing of clothes and have expressed fear about the crowded, uncontrolled conditions.
So this email was sent warning kids about Molly. Hey I get that. People OD’ing left and right lately. Got to be careful. But what I don’t get is how this turned into a rant about us? It’s not our fault you’re ugly homegirl. I guarantee you if somebody tried to unsolicit kiss you at the DCU center you’d stick your tongue so far down their throat you’d probably suffocate em. Probably grab their dick and shit too. But nobody would report your ass. It’s calling partying lady. And yes we have large crowds. But what do you mean by uncontrolled conditions? Hey sweet cheeks we ain’t doing this in an abandoned warehouse. It’s at the DCU Center. Ever heard of it? We got security up the ass. But hey don’t let the facts get in the way of a good rant. Who cares if there are 9 million EDM shows every month in Worcester. Let’s worry about Barstool and their unsolicited kissing. Fuck I want to French kiss this chick till it hurts.
HOLY CROSS WHERE YOU AT!!!!! BUY YOUR TICKETS AND GET YOUR ASS KISSED!!!!!
DCU CENTER FRIDAY SEPT 27th