Barstool Sports

SMH – THE start of Lauren Elizabeth Genger’s night was spent wearing lingerie as she walked the runway inside a Kings Cross nightclub. It ended with her wearing handcuffs in the back of a police van. The model was convicted yesterday in the Downing Centre Local Court of assaulting police after she punched an officer in the face and then kicked him in the groin in the early hours of July 28. The 25-year-old from Chatswood had spent the night modelling in the Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Show held inside the popular Trademark nightclub in Kings Cross. Afterwards, she had enjoyed a few cocktails, until club security thought she was too drunk and escorted her outside. The trouble began when she tried to go back in. Genger tried to charge past security and police were called. Without warning she closed her right fist and hit Constable Antony Damiano in the left eye. She was arrested, handcuffed and told she would be charged with assaulting police and resisting arrest. As officers began walking her towards their police van she took a step forward and, with her right leg, kneed Constable Damiano in the groin. ”The accused remained unco-operative and argumentative whilst in police custody,” documents before the court stated.

How stupid are these cops?  You don’t arrest this chick.  You blackmail her.  It’s almost like they have never exploited a Victoria Secret Model before. Act like a professional for once. This is the best thing that could ever happen to you.  Now you’ve got yourself a chip in the big game . You’re gonna tuck that away. You are gonna save that for when you want to fuck the shit out of this chick and you’re gonna pull it out, and she’s gonna cash it in for you. It honestly couldn’t be any simpler. Nothing better than leverage on a smokeshow. Sexual favors for days.