Barstool Sports

(HoustonChron) — Kelly Renee Hutchins, 23, of Pasadena, has been charged with aggravated robbery with a deadly weapon in the case, court records show. A judge denied a bond for the suspect, who was being held Thursday in the Harris County Jail. The victim told police that he visited the strip club on July 31 when he was approached by a dancer who offered him a private lap dance, and he refused. Later that night, a man approached the victim and asked him “if he wanted her (the dancer’s) company after he left the club, and again, the (victim) stated he again declined.” The victim left the club and drove to his southwest Houston home, where he noticed a vehicle drive up with the headlights turned off. Investigators said a woman approached – the victim recognized her as the dancer he had earlier rejected – and pointed a gun at him, demanding his wallet. “The (victim) stated that he told the defendant he did not have his wallet, and she searched his pockets and attempted to open his vehicle,” according to the complaint. When he informed the woman that surveillance cameras were recording her, she drove off with the man who earlier approached the patron inside the club, according to police.

I feel bad for this girl. Can’t be easy being an ugly stripper and getting turned down left and right. Every night guys saying no thanks and waiting for the exotic girl with the fat ass. Constantly losing the game of lap musical chairs. All the hot chicks out rubbing their pussies all over businessman dick making $20 every 4 minutes and you’re stuck with a thumb up your ass sitting at the singles table. That will wear on anyone. But hey stripping is a dog eat dog world. Can’t go around pointing a gun at everyone who thinks you’re gross. If you don’t have the wherewithal to fall down a few times and pick yourself up by the g-string in a seductive manner then maybe it’s time to retire and finally get that beautician school diploma. Lord knows you could stand to learn a pointer or two.

PS – love the guy playing the “um, I don’t have any money” card to get out of a lap dance even after he left the club.