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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Sexted Every Person In His Phone And Went To Jail For It?

DM – Craig Evans must have thought things couldn’t get any worse after he accidentally sent a saucy text message intended for a lover to every contact in his phonebook. How wrong he was! The 24-year-old swimming coach ended up in prison for sex offences after the text also found its way to two young schoolgirls. Evans had typed an intimate invitation to his girlfriend asking her if she would like to engage in sex with him ‘skin on skin’. Excruciatingly, a slip of the fingers on his BlackBerry smartphone resulted in it going out via BlackBerry Messenger to all the numbers on his phone.Among the recipients of the text were two girls aged 13 and 14, which led to Evans, who teaches swimming in a leisure centre, being arrested and charged with causing or inciting a child to engage in sexual activity.

This is why I’m terrified to sext. Absolutely terrified. Because it would most likely occur when I’m drunk, and when I’m drunk my text game is like the Manning’s commercial game – way too much way too often, and it’s more than likely a swing and a miss. If I tried to add sexting into that chaos I’d inevitably send a detailed, misspelled description of anal sex to my grandmother or something. I just don’t trust myself at all.

That being said, I could definitely come up with something better than “skin on skin” like this guy used. C’mon dude, that’s all you got? Skin on skin? Weak fucking sauce. If anything, this guy should have been locked up for his lack of creativity.

PS – This story might be the nail in the coffin for BlackBerrys. Who wants to use a phone that makes it so easy to send a personal text message to EVERY contact in your phonebook? I don’t think I could do that on my iPhone if I tried.

By JMac posted September 28th, 2012 at 1:33 PM

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by spghost on September 28, 2012 at 1:39 pm
Spot on JMac....BlackBerrys need to go away with...if he had upgraded like 95% of people than he wouldnt have ffucked himslef...now in jail i am sure he'll get the "skin to skin" treatment
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by wilburham on September 28, 2012 at 1:39 pm
F- not funny
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by Evil One on September 28, 2012 at 1:45 pm
Just like all BSS bloggers, your granny loves anal
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by laxxx8 on September 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm
I've been sending out mass text dick pics every morning, to all of my contacts for the better part of 4 months. Should I be worried?
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by beast on September 28, 2012 at 1:49 pm
F- blog, if for no other reason than a missed opportunity to make fun of Pres and his inane obsession with Blackberries. BTW, where is Fecesburg, is he fired?
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by financebroskegs on September 28, 2012 at 1:50 pm
dude. how are you gonna hate on comedic genius payton manning when you could possibly be slightly less funnier than neil
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by codesperado on September 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Peyton = commercial gold
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by pussymonster on September 28, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Why did this dude have two 13 year old girls' phone numbers in his phone, anyway? Just hit them up on Facebook, bro.
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by mctrippy on September 28, 2012 at 2:01 pm
The PS was all you needed to write for this blog. All that other shit was really, really bad.
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by tomcaronsgoatee on September 28, 2012 at 2:18 pm
jesus christ. when do i get my barstool blogger medallion?
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by firemanzo on September 28, 2012 at 2:22 pm
who the FUCK is J-Mac?......sick nickname brooo
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by chillnlax on September 28, 2012 at 2:35 pm
No way this guy ain't a bonesucker.
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by darklighter on September 28, 2012 at 3:13 pm
Hope Mike Reiss doesn't lose his ESPN job over this.
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by Marco ScuterBro on September 28, 2012 at 3:20 pm
He's a swim coach, 115% chance he's already had a slip of the fingers straight into one of those girls.
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by valbroski on September 28, 2012 at 5:38 pm
I always thought sexting involved pictures, not just sexy talk. We need clarification.
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on September 28, 2012 at 5:51 pm
FIRE JMAC.... Hahaha who the fuck is JMAC..
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by Harry Johnson on September 28, 2012 at 6:14 pm
@pussymonster: Guy's a swim coach. They're probably on his team or something.
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by revnathanhortonheat on September 28, 2012 at 6:49 pm
I thought smartphones in general were the nail in the coffin to Blackberrys.JMac is better than Fiddleberg
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by Smokee Robinson on September 28, 2012 at 10:01 pm
Tough luck bro. And I'm not talking about the whole "accidentally sexting" his entire phonebook. Nah, I'm talking about his PLAN to "accidentally" sext a 13 and 14 year old girl. The whole, "oh, it was intended for my girlfriend, but I accidentally sent it to everyone on my contacts!" thing is a nice cover. It's embarrassing and it's public, so it's believable. But best of all it's a get-out-of-jail-free card for sexting two underage girls... or so Craig Evans thought In the end it didn't work out for Craig here, but hey, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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