SunSentinal – An 18-year-old man who is accused of grabbing a woman’s buttocks while at a North Lauderdale Walmart said he did so because he couldn’t resist, according to a Broward Sheriff’s Office report. Aaron Morris, of North Lauderdale, was charged with touch or strike/battery. Morris approached the North Lauderdale woman and intentionally grabbed her right buttock, the report said.According to the report, after his Miranda rights read, Aaron told the arresting deputy that he touched the woman’s rear end because: “Her booty looked so good, I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. I mean Aaron Morris is me. Aaron Morris is you. Aaron Morris is every ass man who has ever walked the face of this earth. Seriously who hasn’t been there before? Sometimes you just see a booty that looks so fucking delicious you can’t control yourself. Your brain shuts off. Logic goes out the window. You see that ass and you just need to grab it. You need to touch it. You need to be part of it. You have no choice. It’s primal. I prefer the accidental bump and brush but the point remains. If you want to blame somebody here blame god for making men, men. If anything this chick should take this as a compliment. It means you have the gift. Just say thank you and move along. Free Aaron Morris! Free Aaron Morris! Free Aaron Morris!