(DM) — A hotel guest turned wedding crasher has been arrested after he exposed his genitals to the bride and groom during their ceremony, authorities said. Samuel James Dengel, 20, from Pennsylvania, was charged with indecent exposure after the incident at a hotel in Charleston, South Carolina on Saturday. The mother-of-the-bride told officers that she saw a naked man in the window of a hotel room overlooking the courtyard at the DoubleTree Hotel where the wedding party had gathered. Guests told investigators they had seen Dengel at the window fully clothed and waving before he came back naked, pressed his genitals against the glass and bent over. Officers said when they went to Dengel’s hotel room, he answered the door wearing only a towel. He was in the room with a woman but her identity has not been revealed.
What did this kid do? Showed his dick to a bride and groom? Big fucking deal. He did it from his hotel room. He didn’t run down and claim prima nocta then bend the wife over the altar. Didn’t dip his sack in the sacrament. Kid just wagged his dick from a few stories up. Bottom line is we’re talking about actions from inside of your own hotel room. It’s impossible to get in trouble from there. Hotel rooms are sovereign nations. You can do whatever you want in them. You can drink underage, have sex with hookers, or wave your dick at random passerbys. All fair play. If this kid gets prosecuted for this then I should be deported for half the shit I’ve done in a hotel room and the only “victims” were me, myself, and I.