FALMOUTH — A Keefe Tech School Committee member faces a cocaine possession charge after Falmouth Police say they found him passed out behind the wheel and arrested him late last month. Falmouth Police arrested Alexander “A.J.” Mulvey, 31, of Framingham, on June 29 when they found him unconscious behind the wheel of his Honda Accord around 2 a.m., according to a police report filed in Falmouth District Court. According to the report, when the Falmouth officer looked into Mulvey’s car, he found him slumped over the wheel with the car keys on the passenger seat. Next to Mulvey, in plain view, was a CD case with five lines of a powdery substance believed to be cocaine. The officer woke up Mulvey, who appeared to be “extremely intoxicated” and asked him what the powder was, the report said.”What the (expletive) do you think it is?” the report quotes Mulvey as saying. “It’s coke. You got me. Not like I can hide it. I don’t have any still on my nose, right?”The report said the amount of suspected cocaine found in the car was about one gram, which had a street value of $50.The report said that during booking, Mulvey was “sad, but cooperative.”As officers were putting Mulvey into his cell, he said, “(Expletive) Cape Cod coke. It’s the first time I’ve ever passed out after sniffing coke. Cape Cod coke sucks.”
Say whatever you want about this dude, but when you’re right you’re right. I mean how the fuck do you pass out sniffing coke? Isn’t that like the whole point of doing coke in the first place? So you can stay awake forever. If this dude just wanted to get fucked up and pass out he would have drank. Such bullshit. Come on Cape Cod coke. Act like a professional for me one time.
PS – I like the part how the police officer said Mulve was sad, but cooperative. I mean what else are you gonna do in that situation? Jumping Jacks? He got busted fair and square and he knew it. Not to mention the fact it was only 50 bucks worth of not working coke in the first place. Let a bro live.
Double PS – Odds this guy is a Stoolie? 1/2