ARLNow – For the second time in as many months, an Arlington man has been arrested for allegedly masturbating in the sauna of a local health club. Police were at the LA Fitness club on the 3500 block of S. Clark Street in Crystal City Thursday morning, investigating a separate incident, when a gym user approached officers to tell them about a man he saw masturbating in the public sauna, according to Arlington County Police spokesman Dustin Sternbeck. Police subsequently arrested 65-year-old Morris Umansky. Officers didn’t actually witness the act and Umansky, the owner of a local hair salon, claimed that he was grooming himself, not pleasuring himself, according to police. Umansky was charged with indecent exposure and released on an unsecured bond. The Arlington resident was also arrested in late December and accused of masturbating in the same sauna. The gym had not yet revoked his membership because they were awaiting for a verdict in Umansky’s original case, Sternbeck said.
Let me just lay all my cards on the table here. I jerked off at the gym once. It was a while back and for whatever reason there were like a million hot girls there that day. Tried to workout, couldn’t do it. Too many distractions. So instead of just going home, I went down into a bathroom stall and took care of business, then went back up and finished my workout. No harm no foul. Just a quick jerk in the men’s locker room is all.
But with this story we’re talking about the sauna and that’s completely different. I HATE when a naked dude walks in while I’m in there. Especially if he starts playing beating his cock. Like cmon bro, your dick is right there. How about not blasting your package in my face? I’m trying to get a sweat on here, but not from being super uncomfortable. Totally ruining the mood. And it’s always old men. The worst kind of ballsacks possible. Honestly do you really need to be fully nude? Like the steam isn’t gonna reach your crotch if you have boxers on? Because a little coverage would be greatly appreciated, nude man sitting six inches away from me.