Huff – A Florida man who allegedly beat a child for not eating vomit-filled squirrel soup was arrested Saturday. Marc Scott Smith, of Jupiter, made a breakfast of freshly-hunted squirrel soup for a young boy in December according to an affidavit obtained by WPBF. Smith’s relationship to the boy, whose name has not been released, is unclear. According to the affidavit, the boy began coughing so hard that he threw up into the soup bowl, but Smith, 50, demanded that he keep eating it. When the child would not eat the mixture of barf and squirrel, Smith allegedly hit him with a belt. The boy then ran to the home of neighbors, who contacted law enforcement. Deputies who spoke with the boy shortly after the incident noted that he had abrasions on his arm and wrist and a bump on his head, according to the Palm Beach Post. Smith has been charged with child abuse and is being held on $3,000 bond, according to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.
Little known fact about JMac – I’m sort of a foodie. Not in the sense that I’m like a snob where I look down my nose at certain shit, but I just like to eat weird stuff. I’ll give anything the old college try. Ate some squid ink pasta the other night. Was it good? No. But hey at least I tried it, not a lot of people can say that. So with this story it kinda pisses me off that this kid ruined a perfectly good bowl of squirrel soup with his vomit. I would kill to be able to eat some squirrel and this kid is just taking it for granted, puking all over it and not realizing how lucky he is. Hey bro not all of us get to enjoy backwoods delicacies like you. Maybe don’t puke right in the bowl and essentially spit in the hunter and chef’s face? You know how hard it is to catch a squirrel? Me either but I bet it’s pretty hard. I really just fucking hate when kids take things for granted.