TSG – Meet Bryan Wendler. The 30-year-old was arrested early Saturday morning for drunk driving after he was found passed out at the wheel of a Chevrolet Cavalier that was parked with its engine running in the middle of a Wisconsin road. Wendler, who reeked of intoxicants, failed a series of field sobriety tests and appeared “dazed and confused,” according to a Marathon County Sheriff’s Department report, which noted that a deputy spotted an unopened six-pack of beer on the vehicle’s passenger seat. A breath sample recorded Wendler’s blood alcohol content as .19, more than twice the legal limit. As a result, he was charged with operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated–the sixth time he has been busted for drunk driving. Wendler’s extensive DWI history, of course, makes his t-shirt choice a strange one. As seen in the above mug shot, Wandler was nabbed while wearing a shirt referencing drinking and a “free Breathalyzer test.” Though cropped out, the shirt includes an arrow (beneath the words “blow here”) pointing downward toward Wendler’s crotch.
Hey when you’re good at something you might as well own it. This dude is the Breathalyzer Guy. He breathalyzes for a living. That’s his image, his persona. It’s what makes him unique. He knows breathalyzers, has extensive experience with them, wears hilarious clothing promoting free ones…he does it and he does it fucking well. Because in life it’s easy to get lost in the mix and struggle to find what you can offer the world that nobody else can. Some people play sports. Some blog. Some devote their lives to raising kids. Bryan Wendler gets shitfaced and fails sobriety tests. It might not be curing cancer or winning the Superbowl, but it’s his. He owns it. And that’s all that matters.