Source – With the sun shining and kids at home for the school holidays, many families in the eastern Chinese city of Luohe decided to pay a visit to the city’s zoo this week. But those hoping to be thrilled by the zoo’s fearsome beasts were left disappointed by a rather tamer set of substitutes. ”One family surnamed Liu took their six-year-old son to the zoo in People’s Park,” reported the local Dahe Daily newspaper. ”On the way, Mrs Liu was teaching her son all the sounds that the different animals make. But when they arrived, her son said the lion was barking like a dog.” Indeed, inside the enclosure marked “African Lion” was a Tibetan mastiff dog. There was another dog in the wolf cage, while some foxes were standing in for the leopards.
How about the balls on China with this move? A dog as a lion? It’s so blatantly obvious and insulting to the zoo consumer that you kinda have to respect it. Like it’s just a dog sitting there barking all over the place and China’s just keeps insisting it’s a lion. But why is it barking? Because it’s a lion, that’s why! Now move along and go see the dogs I mean wolves and the foxes I mean leopards. The whole zoo is just Halloween for animals.
Fucking China, man. What a bunch of absolute weirdos. They’re fun as fuck to watch though, you gotta admit that.