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Does This Look Like The Face Of A Couple That Got Caught Fucking In A Public Pool?

DM – A frisky couple has been arrested after doing the dirty in a Florida public swimming pool. Merrie Killian and Erich Wiedmann, both aged 49, shocked neighbours when they started getting frisky in the water at around 6pm on Tuesday. Wiedmann was allegedly in the middle of performing a raunchy sex act on Killian when disgusted onlookers reported the lewd scene to the police.

Is anybody worse off in the world than an ugly chick? I mean talk about the short end of the fucking stick. If this is some hot piece of ass it’s a non story. People see a dime piece sucking cock in a swimming pool they pull up a beach chair, grab their iPhones, slap on some SPF and kick back and enjoy the show. Nobody minds a little cum in the shallow end so long as some hot piece of ass is getting stuffed in plain view. It’s a pool, it’ll just evaporate in the chlorine. But if it’s an ugly broad? Auto 911 call. Cops can’t get their fast enough. You’re so fucking gross nobody even wants to watch you fuck for free

By feitelberg posted August 17th, 2012 at 4:00 PM

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by Todd Benzingers Lip Dr on August 17, 2012 at 4:04 pm
You've got it backwards. Granted your point is still valid, but the dude was performing the sex act on her. My guess? He's a motor boatin' sunamabitch. But nobody wants to see that lady's tits...so proper procedure, call 9-1-1.
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by TPS Report on August 17, 2012 at 4:07 pm
Feitelfag - Imma be honest which you. Your writing is getting better. You're no KFC but in the past year you've grown from having Neilsh talent levels to something respectable. Mazel.
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by EZBreezey2222 on August 17, 2012 at 4:20 pm
he was obviously chowing that gross sluts box while she was floating on her back. pretty solid move as long as youre not doing it with a -6 whos face looks like an albino seaturtle's
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by derekio on August 17, 2012 at 4:25 pm
Just got home from work...has neil been fired yet?
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by nawtymassarawty on August 17, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Why am I still at work?
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by Chet Guntslatherer on August 17, 2012 at 4:35 pm
dude's Mr. Peanut head looks like it got stuck in his momma's cunt during birth
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by vlad on August 17, 2012 at 4:54 pm
Can't use the phrase "hot piece of ass" more than once in a blog so short
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by bodybymolson on August 17, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Both 49??? No way. Dat bitch looks like a worn saddle.
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by cantgetthestinkout on August 17, 2012 at 8:33 pm
I hate to sound like a fudge packer but this lady 100% out kicked her coverage.
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by massholio prime on August 17, 2012 at 8:44 pm
Chelsea Clinton sure hasn't aged well!
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by valbroski on August 17, 2012 at 8:52 pm
Hoping to look as good as that dude at 49
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by Harry Johnson on August 17, 2012 at 9:17 pm
Tony Robbins should be able to get a much hotter chick than that.
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by ningenito on August 19, 2012 at 1:50 am
That doesn't look anything like Tony Robbins.
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