Sun-Senital - Prosecutors are hitting a Lauderhill cop where it hurts, charging him with a felony for getting a female drunken driver to punch him in the genitals, according to the Broward State Attorney’s Office. Because he liked it, prosecutors said, the officer is being charged with unlawful compensation, defined as the obtaining of an illegal benefit for performing or declining to perform a public duty — in this case, arresting the driver. A second officer in the case is being accused of having sex with the passenger of the same car, all the while threatening to arrest her as well. According to prosecutors, Hartley, 32, stopped the women in their car after they left the club and, threatening to arrest the driver, ordered them to follow him to the parking lot of a nearby mall. That’s where Merenda, 35, met up with them. According to arrest reports, Hartley ordered the passenger to perform oral sex on him, then had intercourse with her. Merenda’s request, according to the reports, was less time-consuming: “Officer Merenda asked the victim [name withheld] to punch him in the ‘nuts,’ meaning genital area.” “We look forward to him being vindicated of these outrageous, outlandish and absurd accusations,” he said of Merenda. “Unlawful compensation is defined as gaining a benefit or advantage. As a member of the male gender, I can tell you that being struck in the testicles is not a benefit or advantage. Any male can attest to that. He’s not into that kind of thing.”
Let me ask you this. How happy is the cop who fucked the other chick that his buddy was there? I mean nobody is even talking about him because his partner was too busy getting his balls whaled on in the corner. Like forget about the cop who basically raped a chick. How about the psycho getting rabbit punched in the dick? What’s his fucking deal? And this has to be a true story right? Because what type of fucked up chick would make this shit up? You’d have to be a bigger psycho than the guy who loves getting his junk punched.