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Does This Look Like the Face of a Chick From Canton Arrested For Stalking Theo Epstein in Chicago?

BOSTON (CBS) – Theo Epstein had his fair share of supporters during his near decade-long run as general manager of the Boston Red Sox.One of them in particular has followed him to Chicago, though it’s not the kind of fan Epstein wanted to tag along. Kathleen Kearney, 44 of Canton, was arrested Monday night and charged with two felony counts of stalking Epstein, according to police news affairs in Chicago. CBSChicago.com has confirmed that Kearney was arrested near Epstein’s home around 6 pm Monday evening. The Chicago Tribune is reporting she told police she just wanted to invite Epstein and his family to church.

Theo has some balls complaining about getting stalked huh? Hey bro you’re like 50 games under .500. You should be taking anything you can get at this point. Some ugly crazy bitch from Canton wants to go to church with you than you put your yamaka in your back pocket and go to church. Beggars can’t be choosers. Win some games and then you can act like you’re Mr. Big time again.

PS – 75% chance this chick is on the One Eyed Bandit’s payroll.

By elpresidente posted July 17th, 2012 at 10:54 AM

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by dawilliams24 on July 17, 2012 at 10:55 am
wow... that was worse than neil's
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by govna on July 17, 2012 at 11:01 am
nothing about this chick looking exactly like susan sarandan from bull durham?? come on now, it's pretty damn identical.............."i sleep with one guy a year, usually takes a couple weeks to pick him, kinda like my own spring training"
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by chillnlax on July 17, 2012 at 11:06 am
KFC's mom?
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by tomcaronsgoatee on July 17, 2012 at 11:08 am
funnier blog - this one, or the one liner about delontes arm being like ichiros? jesus, entertain me, FUNNY MAN. this is pathetic.
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on July 17, 2012 at 11:09 am
Ill say it again, If I WERE to go gay, it would prob be for Theo. He's one attractive man.
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by englewood joyride on July 17, 2012 at 11:09 am
I can't tell if you spelled yarmulke wrong because you're the worst jew of all time, or for the sake of dumbass readers.
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by EZBreezey2222 on July 17, 2012 at 11:21 am
solid profile pic with 2 little kids and 4,784 stuffed animals behind her. and she's a librarian @ brigham and women's. if i were theo id beef up security and wear a vest. http://www.facebook.com/kathleen.kearney.12
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by fratasticvoyage on July 17, 2012 at 12:18 pm
@dawilliams24, I thought it was Neil!
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by corylidleflymehome on July 17, 2012 at 1:00 pm
No worries. Theo will trade 3 of the Cubs top minor league prospects for her within the next 13 days and they can be reunited
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by acid trip on July 17, 2012 at 3:03 pm
Not a bad looking chick for Chicago
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by revnathanhortonheat on July 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm
What's a yamaka? A fucking Japanese steak knife?
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by rexisfat on July 17, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Theo can pretend to be married all he wants. There is no question that he's a registered homosexual. Fact.
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by bagsodirt on July 17, 2012 at 3:51 pm
I'd love to mutilate this hookera dead body. Only after she is dead though
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by darrenbragg99 on July 17, 2012 at 5:54 pm
Now only if barstoolsports was good at writing about sports.
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by worriedindc on July 17, 2012 at 6:09 pm
make that chicago neil faggot use eastern time instead of that fucking central shit.
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