(Sun) -- A NEWCASTLE native has spoken of his sadness that his “wild” dancing has seen him barred from his favourite boozer.On most weekends Dave Cooper, 48, can be found performing his eye-popping routines in any number of pubs and clubs across the city. His unique style has seen him gain a legion of fans. But bouncers have banned Dave from his favourite bar Cosy Joes following complaints about his moves. The devastated groover said: “I’m just a crazy dancer. I get called Lethal Weapon by people because I’m wild. “I love to dance because I get frustrated with life. I don’t like fighting, I’m not a fighter so I dance. “Last weekend me and my mates went to go in Cosy Joes, where I’ve been going for ages, but the bouncers wouldn’t let us in.
Let him dance! Let him dance! Let him dance! Seriously if you didn’t laugh instantly when you clicked play on this video than you should just shut off your computer and never log onto the Internet again. This story is liquid gold. It really is. Like how about this guy’s quote that “I get called Lethal Weapon by people because I’m wild.” Who is writing this guy’s material? Larry David? And frankly I think this dude getting banned from dancing is a bigger tragedy than the Bus Lady who got picked on. In fact if I weren’t so lazy I’d start a fund to send this guy on vacation too.
PS – that Hava Nagila to the two-step move in the beginning is so on point it’s absurd. Strong, strong move.
Double PS – If somebody doesn’t call themselves “Devastated Groover” in the comment section by the end of the day I’m going to be a “Devastated blogger”