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Does These Look Like the Faces Of 3 Idiots Busted Doing A Drug Deal In A Ding Dong Truck In Western MA?

INDIAN ORCHARD, Mass. (WWLP) – Springfield police say they caught an ice cream lady and a truck driver buying drugs from a woman they let inside their “Ding Dong Cart.” Police Sgt. John Delaney told 22News that officers caught Tricia Martins, 39, of Ludlow selling morphine to Joshua Gibbs, 26, of Springfield, and Sarah Christian, 33, of Chicopee. Delaney says officers saw Martins leave her minivan and enter the Ding Dong Cart. Once inside, police allegedly observed her selling morphine tabs to Christian and Gibbs. Delaney says Martins then left the truck with cash, but without any ice cream. Officers then surrounded the truck and arrested the three.According to Delaney, after the suspects were arrested, Christian was allowed to call her father to take the truck away, so that the ice cream would not melt.

First things first. What’s up with Joshua Gibb’s eye? Is it just always like that? Like I kept waiting to hear about the part when he got punched in the face or something. Nope. No mention of it. Guy just sitting there driving the Ding Dong truck with one eye swollen shut like it ain’t no thing. But that’s neither here nor there. More importantly how would you like the dad who had to come pick up the ice cream truck? How depressing a phone call is that to receive? Your 33 year old daughter asking you to come pick up her ice cream truck because she just got caught buying morphine inside of it and now all the ice cream is melting. Can it get any lower than that?

PS – What kind of name for an ice cream truck is the Ding Dong truck? I kept thinking it was literally a ding dong truck. Like that’s all it sold. Ding Dongs. Stupid name.

By elpresidente posted September 28th, 2012 at 2:05 PM

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by panamared on September 28, 2012 at 2:07 pm
what is the difference between a ding dong and a ho-ho? seriously there is none
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by bumholio on September 28, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Western Mass. Enough said.
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by fartininboston on September 28, 2012 at 2:11 pm
Ding dongs??? Looks like two HO Ho's!!!!
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by bostonsbetter on September 28, 2012 at 2:12 pm
A ding-dong is a cake and a ho-ho is a roll, like a swiss roll. Wake the fuck up panamared. Good looking crew though, I would trust my kids buying stuff from them
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by ilovebarstoolsports on September 28, 2012 at 2:14 pm
a Big Worm reference is conspicuously absent from this blog.
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by stro on September 28, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Joshua Gibbs eye has never been the same after witnessing Dro Man sack Hasselback in high school. He was blinded by the glory.
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by panamared on September 28, 2012 at 2:20 pm
i understand that, both creamed filled pastry with an outer chocolate shell just different shapes ya know. total marketing scam.
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by financebroskegs on September 28, 2012 at 2:31 pm
am i the only one who really wants ding-dongs now????
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by bdemps15 on September 28, 2012 at 3:01 pm
That looks like me on Sunday morning.
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by beatstains on September 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm
I see DroMan got to the bro in the middle. Straight tire irons to faces
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by beatstains on September 28, 2012 at 3:06 pm
whooops didnt even see your comment stro.
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by Ry guy on September 28, 2012 at 3:07 pm
ugliest mug shot line up ever? and yeah western ma nuff said
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by darklighter on September 28, 2012 at 3:09 pm
The Twinkie on the left is gorgeous.
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by whiskey esposito on September 28, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Yeesh, that's a whole lot of ugly in that truck. Wasn't Land of the Lost filmed west of the CT river?
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by mayhem88 on September 28, 2012 at 3:35 pm
Hey bro, how many fingers am I holding up??
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by the swindler on September 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm
3,1,2
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by rearender on September 28, 2012 at 4:09 pm
Wow Western MAss is giving West Virginia a run for its money in the UGLY poor white trash department. The beasts make chicks from Maine look like 10's.
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by bukkakesurprise on September 28, 2012 at 5:42 pm
You think KFC has his lazy eye because of morphine too? It would explain his fat/laziness.
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by SterlingCooperDraperPrice on September 28, 2012 at 7:09 pm
looks like average hampshire college students
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by otwisted on September 28, 2012 at 8:03 pm
Looks like KFC's family reunion. Lazy eyes everywhere.
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by kentuckyfriedlackey on September 28, 2012 at 8:40 pm
and now all the ice cream is melting hahahaha
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