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Do These Look Like the Faces Of 3 DayCare Workers Accused of Running A “Toddler Fight Club”

LATimes - Three Delaware day-care workers are accused of urging two 3-year-old toddlers to fight each other while the adults egged them on — and videotaped it, police said. “No pinching, only punching,” one of the adults allegedly coaches the children. It’s the story that is setting the Internet on fire Tuesday, along with “toddler fight club” headlines. The suspects have been charged with assault, endangering the welfare of a child, reckless endangerment and conspiracy. They were identified as Tiana Harris, 19, and Lisa Parker, 47, both of Dover; and Estefania Myers, 21, of Felton. “One of the kids involved ran over to one of the adults for protection, but she turned him around back into the fight.”The children “were just wailing on each other,” Stump said in an interview on NBC10, WCAU. “I mean punching, slapping, pinching, throwing each other into tables.” The video allegedly shows the adults urging the kids to duke it out, with fists. The video is not being made public at this time, authorities say, because it’s evidence.Police say that one of the children can be heard in the video saying “He’s pinching me!,” according to CBS Philly. One of the day-care workers allegedly responds, “No pinching, only punching,” the TV station report.

Listen I’m not going to be a contrarian just for the hell of it and say that this is okay. I would be furious if this was my kid being forced to cockfight at daycare. But at the same time I’ve never been in a fight. Legit never been in one. I’m the perfect alpha male in every regard except that. Great looking. Funny. Rich. Athletic. Huge dick. But I’ve just never been in a scrap. I’m kind of a pussy in that regard. Like I’ll talk somebody into a pretzel, but the second they say “why don’t we just figure this out outside, I’m always like “nah I’m cool…just joking”. What’s my point? Well maybe if I was forced to brawl as a kid I wouldn’t be so scared to fight now. I’d be a lover and a fighter. The complete alpha male. So I guess what I’m saying is maybe there is a method to this daycare’s madness. Maybe they are making boys into men after all.

By elpresidente posted August 21st, 2012 at 5:19 PM

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by dienavinjohnson on August 21, 2012 at 5:25 pm
You'd probably still be a pussy Jew.
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by bruinsin2009 on August 21, 2012 at 5:28 pm
alpha male???? Jew, Huge nose, gay, scared to fight... sounds like an alpha male to me
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by bdemps15 on August 21, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Pretty common theme with the above pictures. No surprises on this end. I think I will give you a pass for the little fairy tale of comments you made. No use beating a dead horse.
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by lifesox on August 21, 2012 at 5:48 pm
I wonder if Harris, Myers, and Parker would handle my accident claim.
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by honkeytonk on August 21, 2012 at 5:51 pm
Annd we follow Maurice's blog with this. Any dad picking up his kid knocking these cunts out with a bat is totally justified.
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by bukkakesurprise on August 21, 2012 at 6:08 pm
You really would be the perfect man if only you weren't so cowardly that you'd avert your eyes and shuffle your feet awkwardly as three (or more) large men showed Rene why legitimate victims can't get pregnant.
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by 4guys1barstool on August 21, 2012 at 6:18 pm
Pres if you were 10 years younger, you'd still be like 15 years older than today's smoke. so it still might not work out.
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by midgetsarefunny on August 21, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Davey Pageviews, we already knew you were never in a fight. Your jewbeak would look like a goddamn waterslide if you did. No way that nose doesn't just collapse like an accordion at the first shot it takes.
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by johnnybegood on August 21, 2012 at 6:49 pm
South Park "Crack Baby Athletic Association."
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by Eric Cartman on August 21, 2012 at 7:02 pm
Yes, it does.
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by specialagentutah on August 21, 2012 at 7:11 pm
Fucking coons.
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by dixon sider on August 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm
You're rich you Hook and half your net worth is tied up in a Dyson fan and an IOU on Fecalberg's $300 401K? I'd take these three Section 8 knuckle-draggers against the entire Stool staff and spot them two 8-balls of crack.
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by bob_sacamano on August 21, 2012 at 9:43 pm
The first rule of DayCare fight club is you don't talk about DayCare fight club.
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by bob_sacamano on August 21, 2012 at 9:43 pm
The first rule of DayCare fight club is you don't talk about DayCare fight club.
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by revnathanhortonheat on August 21, 2012 at 9:48 pm
The concept is genius. It's like bum fights, but you don't have to pay the combatants.
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by briar on August 21, 2012 at 11:13 pm
I'll bite. "Throw the jew down the goldmine" or whatever the fuck your name is, you realize you're like the fucking plaque of Barstool Sports, right? I mean, you're that white shit that crowds the corners of my mouth when I'm thirsty; the fart residue that skids my undies; the festering ingrown hair that continually sprouts from my pubic region after I manscape. You are the Turd Ferguson of Turd Fergusons. Your paltry lot in life is reflected in your comments; poor and poor...and fucking broke ass poor. So, take your fucking comments to the community college job fair, because nobody wants to hear that shit here. Jackass!
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by pappelsmear on August 21, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Hey Davey, whats up with neil bro? dudes a shitshow.
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by throw the jew down the well on August 22, 2012 at 12:33 am
Kill the jew kill the jew. While a pack of niggas rape ur Jew wife
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by throw the jew down the well on August 22, 2012 at 12:33 am
Kill the jew kill the jew. While a pack of niggas rape ur Jew wife
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by wilburham on August 22, 2012 at 12:36 am
Next to fiefhtleburgh and KFC u certainly Are an alpha
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by bdemps15 on August 22, 2012 at 1:10 am
Throw the - hitler, is that you?
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by bodybymolson on August 22, 2012 at 1:56 am
I wonder if they keep ketchup in the cupboard or in the fridge??? (asks the cuckolded elPres)
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by flodo on August 22, 2012 at 2:58 am
Ive heard the one on the right is blackdude in incognito
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by bostonworm on August 22, 2012 at 7:50 am
I call BS. No fucking way such an obnoxious, loud-mouthed, big-nosed, annoying Jew such as yourself has never been straight up punched in the head and forced to fight
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