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Deadspin Says I Have the 43rd Worst Twitter Account In the Universe? Cue Prep School Face

(Deadspin) — Earlier this week, SI.com published its Twitter 100, a list of Twitter feeds that Sports Illustrated staffers considered “essential to their daily routine for finding news, information and entertainment from the sports world.” Today, we offer a counterpoint: The Deadspin Twitter -100*, our list of the 67 worst sports-related Twitter accounts. We adhered to no criteria while compiling this list, and we did not work exceptionally hard on it. Hope you hate these Twitter feeds as much as we do.

So Barstool Junior declared that I have the 43^rd worst twitter account (@stoolpresidente) to follow in the universe today. Everybody has been blowing me up asking for my response. Well the truth is I’m not nearly as fired up as people probably think I am. Because let’s cut the shit. I’m fucking electric on twitter. Everybody knows that. I mean there isn’t a day that goes by in which somebody doesn’t tell me “they don’t know how they lived before they started following me.” So this would be like somebody saying Michael Jordan is the 43^rd worst basketball player of all time. You think that bothers him? He knows he’s the best. I know I’m the best. Period. That’s why it was just straight prep school face when I heard about this article

More importantly the thing I’m mad about here is that I’m even blogging this story. Because I know Deadspin loves my shit. Hell they use it for half their blogs. This article was written for one reason and one reason only. Let’s see if we can trick Davey Pageviews into acknowledging us and get more readers and twitter followers. Maybe 1 college kid will find out what Deadspin is so they don’t turn into WEEI where all our audience is over the age of 85. It’s psychology 101 and even though I knew what they were doing I still blogging them anyway and probably kept their lights on for another couple months. Shame on me I suppose. What can I say I’m a sucker for charity.

By elpresidente posted September 21st, 2012 at 6:40 PM

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by Monsterzero on September 21, 2012 at 6:43 pm

a pelican's beak with an ugly human face attached to it.
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by kramerica69 on September 21, 2012 at 6:43 pm

haters gonna hate...el pres's nose is gonna slate
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by bruins1981 on September 21, 2012 at 7:15 pm

horseshit David- look at the timestamps- 95% of the time you're piggybacking off their stories.
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by rearender on September 21, 2012 at 7:16 pm

For a jew you are pretty funny and I don't mean that in a condescending to the kikes kind of way. BTW let's see the graph of how bad the angry lesbians fucked you by getting your site malwared. Totally sucked but if you didn't opt for the dot head run/staffed el cheapo internet service provider you may not have been so badly butt raped. The one reason why I like you you cheap jew is you have balls far larger than your actually penis size.
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by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on September 21, 2012 at 7:25 pm

Didn't you say your penis made that face at you yesterday? Weird..
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by Evil One on September 21, 2012 at 7:28 pm

So you leave us with Armleberg's weak blogs all day then show up to defend your twitter account Not cool Porknoy
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by christosterone on September 21, 2012 at 7:45 pm

I quite like Barstool. Dont do twitter. Dont do facebook. But your site gives me lots of joy. Figured it would be nice for u to hear a non-sarcastic compliment every once in a while while.
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by woffel on September 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

How many twitter feeds are there? Millions, hundreds of millions? More? I'd say 43rd worst means you are doing the damn thing, and I've literally been reading since day 1. Way before all these morons got involved so you know that's a legit compliment.
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by davidio on September 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm

I like and read both sites, but it's disingenuous to call Deadspin "barstool jr". They have nearly double the daily pageviews as the BS sites, and their US ranking (on Alexa) is 583 vs 1240 for BS. They're both great sites, but different; Deadspin is a much better sports blog, as that's what it focuses on. They have more, and faster scoops, but the writing on Barstool is better and funnier. I also prefer its mix of topics, and local focus. Side note, the comments on DS are usually great and funny, vs the circlejerking and Jew hate here.
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by dblcougrhunter on September 21, 2012 at 8:12 pm

who the fuck plays pick-up hoops
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by dblcougrhunter on September 21, 2012 at 8:13 pm

dont you mean skate-laxin?
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by 4guys1barstool on September 21, 2012 at 8:14 pm

davidio raises some good points
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by 3pink2stink on September 21, 2012 at 8:44 pm

Why don't you pay more attention to your internet security you douche bag!?
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by TheUglyShtick on September 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm

“If you go home with somebody, and they use twitter, don't fuck 'em!” ― John Waters
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by Freckles McGee on September 21, 2012 at 8:58 pm

no hate, but you actually aren't that funny on twitter. hilarious on the blog. but you're not a one liner type guy. KFC isn't either. Twitter is more of a format for comedians.
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by wilburham on September 21, 2012 at 9:27 pm

shows how gay deadspin is, if you dont go hard in pickup ball im gonna go for 40 on your ass
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by menotknow on September 21, 2012 at 9:41 pm

You should jizz on you wifes ass and watch it dry, more entertaining than your twitter. Deadspin is like going to church with my grandparents and then finding one of their swinger profiles on craigslist. true story!
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by shakey jake on September 21, 2012 at 9:45 pm

You may have the 43rd worst twitter, but I can tell you that you have the #1 kike nose in my book.
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by alexbrovechkin on September 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm

let's play hockey eh?
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by jefff6645 on September 21, 2012 at 10:04 pm

Cancel Philly Site is right....That is a MAjor League Probiscus...... on a side note, Fire Neil
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by deshklok on September 21, 2012 at 10:35 pm

I fail to see how there could possibly be 42 twitters worse than yours. You blog like a 15 year old JV football MANAGER.(aka towel-boy)
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by briar on September 21, 2012 at 10:47 pm

that is one ug mug
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by dewittt on September 21, 2012 at 11:11 pm

What is that? Three chins?
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by power_move_bro on September 21, 2012 at 11:46 pm

same face as bart scott, two posts down
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by jocelyn_c on September 21, 2012 at 11:47 pm

deadspin is fucking terrible. they're good for breaking news… but when their faggot writers start giving opinions or reviewing movies they all sound like cocksucking dweebs. they're the epitome of living-in-moms-basement internet tough guys. they're all virgins and baby dick sucking faggots who i hope die of AIDS.
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on September 21, 2012 at 11:48 pm

In all seriousness as a die hard stoolie, bro your nose is fucking HUGE
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by lovethatpageviews on September 21, 2012 at 11:56 pm

Michael Jordan is the 43rd worst baseball player of all-time though
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by jblan08 on September 22, 2012 at 12:03 am

you know the deal..hatin and slatin
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by molewismysavior on September 22, 2012 at 1:28 am

i dont know how i lived until i started reading barstool. Portnoy - 16
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by pappelsmear on September 22, 2012 at 1:32 am

Deadspin can't hold portnoy's massive hog.
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by pippenainteasy on September 22, 2012 at 2:10 am

no really you're amazing on twitter pres, please tell me about the blackout tour! fucking jew faggot. get a heart attack already.
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by Andrew DiCerbo on September 22, 2012 at 2:14 am

This is a good thing. if hes being noticed that much by this deadspin thing, than he must be doing a pretty good job. El pres should be saying HOLD MAH DICKKKK!
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by Chimneyfish on September 22, 2012 at 10:08 am

When I read Deadspin it makes me think that they were all journalism students who dreamed of writing at Vanity Fair or some shit but ended up having to take a job writing about sports. The place reeks of angry nerd.
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by tripp_mcneely on September 22, 2012 at 10:42 am

last week I fucked around and got a triple double playing pick up hoops...fuck you deadspin.
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by derekio on September 22, 2012 at 11:19 am

Do you have a neck full of fish?
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by kingpin on September 22, 2012 at 11:31 am

Portnoys a Jew? WTF, hang the the kike!
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by RC Cola on September 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

Your twitter is promoting blackout tour, posting links to the stool, and throwing out embarrassing shout outs to girls who will never hang out with you unless you pay them (Sophie Turner)
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by coolbuzz on September 22, 2012 at 4:15 pm

if my dog were as ugly as u i'd shave its ass and tell it to walk backwards ZING
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by dirrrtydot on September 22, 2012 at 5:30 pm

Why are you so obsessed with college kids? You realize there are people that read this site who are older than that. College is not the end-all, be-all you tool. I still enjoy life in my late 20's
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by rexisfat on September 22, 2012 at 5:39 pm

Dave, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I can tell you have cancer by looking at your lymph nodes in this picture. I'm sorry, but true story.
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by dustman on September 22, 2012 at 5:56 pm

deadspin is literally the worst fucking website ever
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by ih8nyy on September 22, 2012 at 8:04 pm

Triple chin for days......
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by johnnybegood on September 22, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Too bad you're not tweeting about the Michigan game Pres, would love to hear your thoughts on Robinson's performance tonight. Guess that's why you're the owner of the 43rd worst sports related Twitter account in the universe.
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by bodybymolson on September 22, 2012 at 9:57 pm

Is this your hair club for men pic?
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on September 22, 2012 at 11:58 pm

Not going to lie bough foam tickets to DCU getting hammered on the ride. Hopefully I don't run into dro man, I'm not in the mood to get hit with a tire iron
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by joey bananas on September 23, 2012 at 12:22 am

HOW can you call yourself the Prez after how FAT you have let yourself become sir. I count FOUR chins, unless it is actually THREE with that forth....thing being what? A zit? Your adams apple..?!? WHAT IN THE FUCK _IS_ THAT!?!?. wow. You a fucking disgrace. Step down.
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by Phil Atio on September 23, 2012 at 3:23 am

Michigan sucks u hook nosed kike
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by bigphilrivers on September 23, 2012 at 12:08 pm

I can't think of 42 other people I'd hate listening to more than you
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by Matchbox20_4L on September 23, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Sick bathroom. That's what mine would look like if I was poor.
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by blark161 on September 23, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Deadspin also doesnt shut their site down for 2 days, they blog, while you recover from your hangover after hanging with 19 year olds all night dancing in foam. Not gonna hate ya for it. but would it kill ya to get guys bloggin on the weekend. if this is a sports blog, weekends in the fall is pretty primetime
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by craptastic on September 23, 2012 at 6:06 pm

In my book you rank right below the WNBA update.
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by puckslut47 on September 23, 2012 at 7:27 pm

i frequent both blogs, but go to deadspin for the sports headlines and the content of sports articles and i go to the stool for the entertainment blogs.... should be barstoolsex.com
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by onenationundertombrady on September 23, 2012 at 7:52 pm

Prez that nose should have a blog of its own. Fucking thing would dominate.
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by horsestuffreneesass on September 24, 2012 at 1:37 am

1. Pres is well aware of the fact that Deadspin is a more popular and more relevant blog than Barstool. But Barstool is good at what it does and Pres owns it so he is also winning. 2. Barstool should not have even been on the list because it isn't sports-related outside of the Philly site. 3. That Deadspin description of Pageviews and Barstool is so perfect. 4. Barstool has a better layout and KFC. Deadspin is less retarded and doesn't have anybody as obnoxious as Pres or Thornton.
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by Hipneck on September 24, 2012 at 10:35 am

Looks more like four chins to me.
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by Mike Felger on September 24, 2012 at 10:54 am

Prep school face profile pic. http://www.drawinghowtodraw.com/stepbystepdrawinglessons/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pelicans-400x400.png
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