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Crazy Roided Up Marine Beats The Shit Out of A Cabbie

First of all who spilts cabs with strangers? I thought that only happened in the movies. Anyway this is what the cab driver gets for trying to be a hero. You got a jacked up lunatic marine sitting shotgun in an empty cab with you screaming in your face to get out,I’d probably get out. Take the cab. What do I care? Beats getting the snot kicked out of you. Live to drive another day. That’s what I always say.

PS – This is why I couldn’t be a cab driver in real life. I’d be so judgmental picking people up. Anybody who looked like they could be a problem I’d skip. End up just driving around in circles all day.

By elpresidente posted September 12th, 2012 at 2:05 PM

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by teddi douchekey on September 12, 2012 at 2:08 pm
what a cunt
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by braska on September 12, 2012 at 2:10 pm
Why did that man attack Costanza?
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by jacobys arm sleeve on September 12, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Too bad this jarhead didn't catch "friendly" fire in the temple.
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by dixon sider on September 12, 2012 at 2:14 pm
Let's be honest Prez; you WILL be a cab driver in real life.
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by wilburham on September 12, 2012 at 2:16 pm
alot of people have loose change fall out of their pockets in cabs. thats an incentive for you to be a cabbie
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by missinglink22 on September 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
I see a lot of Green Buy signs to the right you filthy Jew.
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by therealchamp2k11 on September 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
Must be a Patrick Kane fan
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by deacon on September 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
:45 into the espn.com video about notre dame joining the acc: fucking cunt
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by dblcougrhunter on September 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
pissed-off drunk marine + overcharging cabbie = hamburger face. ps who kicks in a car wearing a seatbelt?
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by jackofspades on September 12, 2012 at 2:17 pm
so he's pissed because the cabbie picked up some other people and he thought the extra time was gonna cost him more money?? is that what I'm getting from this?? So instead of just saying, "dude I'm not paying for the extra time it took to take these people home" he decides to beat the shit out of the kid...makes sense
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by bostonworm on September 12, 2012 at 2:22 pm
Honestly, I feel for this marine. There probably isn't a group of "professionals" I hate more than fucking cabbies. ESPECIALLY BOSTON CABBIES - you all know that Boston cabs are like easily THE MOST expensive in the country? Conveniently the motherfucking T/public transport don't run past fucking 1230 so these fucking cabbies get to charge the shit out of you and have guaranteed fares all the time. Just yesterday I flew in to Logan from CO on a redeye, a fucking African cabbie gives me immediate attitude because I'm only going to an address in Eastie, he automatically gets out of the cab w/ the meter running and walks around aimlessly saying he needs his slip, so I flipped out on his ass. They ALWAYS got a fucking attitude in Boston.
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by pedrofartinez on September 12, 2012 at 2:25 pm
has anyone that didnt finish last in their high school class ever joined the armed forces?
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by vice versa on September 12, 2012 at 2:26 pm
I have a feeling he split a cab with somebody and the driver charged both full price which I think is in his right.
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by dixon sider on September 12, 2012 at 2:31 pm
@pedrofartinez: Yes cunt. Every officer serving out there. Your ignorance automatically exempts you. But we'll still protect you. That's what we do.
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by bostonworm on September 12, 2012 at 2:36 pm
hey pedrofartinez, I bet you're a big sopping wet pussy, there are plenty of intelligent people in the military. And once you're in there are numerous tests/credentials/programs required to advance your status. Oh by the way, there's these 4 schools out there you may have heard of, West Point being one of them - the guys who graduate from there run the fucking country you dumb piece of shit.
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by Kay Jewelers on September 12, 2012 at 2:37 pm
How can she slap?!
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by chillnlax on September 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm
@pedro, way to stereotype you worthless, lazy, thieving spic.
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by rp on September 12, 2012 at 2:53 pm
pedro proving his mexican ignorance yet again
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by redsoxfan34 on September 12, 2012 at 2:56 pm
Huge supporter of the military but not sure if they run the country. Last president who graduated from West Point was Eisenhower (1953-1961). Last one before him was Ulysses S. Grant (1869-1877).
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by financebroskegs on September 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm
cabbie deserved it. dont fuck with marines
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by tornopen on September 12, 2012 at 2:57 pm
And now this fucking idiot Marine will be found guilty of assault. Video sealed his fate. Fucking moron.... Enjoy prison you fucking tool.
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by edjr on September 12, 2012 at 3:00 pm
This video can't be real, the cabbie can speak English.
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by moneybags on September 12, 2012 at 3:06 pm
and this, ladies, is why we need a draft/automatic government service. make everyone run the risk of war, then no one runs that risk. And it would wildly improve the caliber of the armed forces, instead of forcing too many with no other options into a lousy bargain w the government. Praise be those that fight for me, but this guy was still a douche.
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by Evil One on September 12, 2012 at 3:07 pm
Coming soon to a police force near you
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by langdon1975 on September 12, 2012 at 3:09 pm
If by "protect" you mean be a part of the shitstorm that is called Irak, where thousands if civilians have died for no reason whatsoever, getting all middle east pissed at you and hence actually increase terrorism, then your "protection" is going well. And before the war, every one of you fuckers who served in Germany: if your "protection" equals "getting shitfaced in a club near base and having group fights every fucking night...then yes, you are doing a wonderful job. I had the pleasure to listen to you douchebags in Ger for 2 fucking years straight, fighting every fucking night when the bar was open. Keep on protecting!
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by nixtysine on September 12, 2012 at 3:21 pm
@bostonworm Actually you uneducated ass, the country is run by the big banks, and all of those guys graduated from Ivy League schools, you know, the ones you actually need a brain to get through. We just put people who graduate from the academies in positions of power because they are easy to control and manipulate. So, thanks for being the puppets for the rest of us.
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by kingpin on September 12, 2012 at 3:22 pm
I'm seeing a courts martial in this nitwits future. Big Chicken Dinner coming at you!
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by Whatwhat on September 12, 2012 at 3:24 pm
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!
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by dave meggett on September 12, 2012 at 3:24 pm
People who use "hence" incorrectly probably just shouldn't use the word. Try again langdon
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by gus watab on September 12, 2012 at 3:25 pm
lost my dugout in the cab once. FUCK! It was full of weed too!
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by Whatwhat on September 12, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Why is this trend of military personnel doing ungodly things to normal people of society going so under the radar? Oh, its because everyone knows that the only reason anyone gets mixed up with the military is if you have a learning disorder and can't hack in the real world. Thus, the thuggish behavior is excused."Oh but they sacrifice their lives for our country!!!"Yeah, because they are fucking retards. Is it not a universal understanding that EVERYONE in politics is a greedy, grimy bitch??? Why would you sign up to be a puppet in their game of World domination?
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by kingpin69 on September 12, 2012 at 3:41 pm
cab drivers suck, they always try going stupid ways esspecially if they suspect youre unfamiliar with the area, ive definitly flipped the fuck out on them before but never kicked them out of the car haha, that guys the man too bad hes gonna get torched by his command when this gets to his CO
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by kingpin on September 12, 2012 at 3:47 pm
@Whatswhat, you are a moron. Individual bad behavior is just that individual bad behavior and it will be dealt with swiftly and severely. As for intelligence most of your fortune 500 companies are run by former military. I served in combat and now run a company so don't tell me about hacking it. The only learning disorder present here is the typical liberal bullshit mantra your spouting.
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by Hipneck on September 12, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Obviously we don't know any of the backstories here...but that was a little uncalled for, no? The cabbie stood no chance in hell with his stupid seatbelt still on. Dude was fucking trapped like a rat. Marine guy needs anger management classes. Cabbie was an idiot for trying to pull a fast one on a knuckle-dragger like that, if indeed that's what was going on. Not a very good judge of character.
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by kingpin on September 12, 2012 at 3:56 pm
Langdon needs reminding we would have not been there in first place had his shit-for-brains country started two world wars in the same century and murdered a good part of Europe doing it, then needed our help to keep the Russians from exacting revenge for the 25 million they lost. Yep, get your story straight.
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by chillnlax on September 12, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Can we get blackdude to drive a cab filled with whatwhat, pedro, and langdon into the harbor?
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by dixon sider on September 12, 2012 at 3:58 pm
@Nixtysine: I served with several fellow Ivy league Navy pilots. What does that make us? @Whatswhat: Happy to take you out to the carrier at night and give you the stick and see if you "can hack it in the real world". I don't post about things I know nothing about, such as sitting in a cube shuffling paperclips and living in my Mom’s basement. Why do you? You win the award for the biggest gutless punk in the history of Barstool, bequeathed to you by @Pedro and @Langdon. @Kingpin: Thank you for your service brother.
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by anonbrah34 on September 12, 2012 at 4:11 pm
COCAINE IS A HELLUVA A DRUG!
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by cravenmorehead on September 12, 2012 at 4:29 pm
Go back through the video. You guys all missed the most crucial piece of that video. The Marine was wearing a GTL - gym tan laundry shirt.
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by Harry Johnson on September 12, 2012 at 6:10 pm
"PS %u2013 This is why I couldn%u2019t be a cab driver in real life.
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by Harry Johnson on September 12, 2012 at 6:12 pm
WTF? Anyway, in response to the PS, there is no comment necessary, you have already completed the joke in your head.
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by revnathanhortonheat on September 12, 2012 at 6:14 pm
Most of the peoPle who aren't going to attack/rob cabbies have cars.Semper fi a dick.
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by revnathanhortonheat on September 12, 2012 at 6:20 pm
Most of the peoPle who aren't going to attack/rob cabbies have cars.Semper fi a dick.
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by Harry Johnson on September 12, 2012 at 7:35 pm
@Langdon: You're European, you have no right to lecture Americans about war. Or cry about "American Imperialism," for that matter.
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by smoke trees throw threes on September 12, 2012 at 7:54 pm
just sayin, there's no way that guy is active duty, the marine's have really strict rules on tatoos. dead giveaway
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by Harry Johnson on September 12, 2012 at 8:07 pm
Attention military haters: There are douchebags in every group. Using one incident to condemn the entire US Military is not only wrong, it's retarded. Go to another candle-light vigil/anti-war protest you fucking crybabies. Then slowly lower yourselves feet first into a wood chipper.
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by ihatejjredick on September 12, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Military is full of assholes like this. Retards that were too stupid to go to college so they signed up to do pushups for a living. Hope he gets shipped to Iraq tomorrow.
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by UpsideDownViews.com on September 12, 2012 at 10:02 pm
remind me again why people go around kissing ass of every "soldier" they meet?
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by bradyblowsbellicheat on September 13, 2012 at 3:32 am
For all of you complete idiots who say that military people are dumb and just did it because they had no option here are just a few companies who have ceo's that were in the military. David Akerson CEO of general motors, Lowell Mcadam CEO of verizon, Robert Mcdonald CEO of proctor and Gamble, Alex Gorsky CEO of johnson and johnson, Robert Stevens CEO Lockheed Martin ( 25% of all employees of Lockheed Martin are former military), Fredrick Smith CEO and founder of FedEx, James Skinner CEO of Mcdonalds (aka probably the peoples boss on this site who say military is for idiots), Josua Roles CEO of USSA, James Mulva CEO of Connoco Phillips (4th largest company on the fortune 500 list). But yes i agree military is just for dummies with no possible future.
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by bradyblowsbellicheat on September 13, 2012 at 3:36 am
Also as Smoke trees said this guy must have been in quite a while ago and just looks and acts young like most guidos because those tattoos would not fly. Nothing below the elbows.
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by bostonworm on September 13, 2012 at 12:03 pm
You morons who think "big banks" run the country are so idiotic - big banks report to the politicians and vice versa. The president doesn't "run the country" per se - of course his administration is a huge presence, but if you're so naive to think that what you see on TV and who is currently standing in office = those who "run" this country you're laughable. That is a big part of it, but behind the scenes those who control the money control the country along w/ military and intelligence big wigs who ACTUALLY are the ones making the make or break decisions. So believe me when I say that the military academies produce a group of American elite individuals who oftentimes find themselves in positions of great influence...if you don't know that you're just plain stupid. An Annapolis or West Point degree trumps ANY ivy league education.
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by tornopen on September 13, 2012 at 2:45 pm
@gus watab --- hahaha.... I once lost my dugout at my inlaws house... a few years ago.... my wife didn't know I lost it (or had it on me... I am the king of covert smoking).... I think it fell into their couch.... I bet my wife's father found (it was almost full) and banged the shit out of my pain in the ass yapping stupid fuck mother-in-law.My mother in law is a fucking idiot, .. but goddam her tits are huge.
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by tornopen on September 13, 2012 at 2:47 pm
@bradyblowsbellicheat -- people who never rise in the military are the idiots. Officers, engineers, plenty of very intelligent folks.... also lots of idiots who are morons who follow orders.
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by briar on September 13, 2012 at 9:24 pm
10 bucks says that cabbie went all De Niro in Taxi Driver after this incident.
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by deejay1322 on September 13, 2012 at 10:08 pm
This dude is a piece of shit.
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by botoxedballs on September 14, 2012 at 11:47 pm
asdf
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