NBC – An employee at a Shelton Cumberland Farms was critically injured while trying to stop thieves from stealing two signs featuring actor David Hasselhoff. According to police, a black SUV pulled into the parking lot of the Cumberland Farms at 819 River Road around 1:15 a.m. on Tuesday. A 36-year-old worker noticed a man get out of the SUV and cut down two poster boards with Hasselhoff on them from a light pole and put them in the back of the vehicle. The employee approached the SUV to try and get the signs back and the driver sped away, dragging the victim and throwing him to the ground. The employee, who has not been identified, flipped backwards and landed on his head, police said. He is listed in critical condition at Bridgeport Hospital.
I’ll tell you what. If this motherfucker gets healthy he has a job waiting for him at Barstool Sports. I need more guys like this. More ride or die type dudes. Like this poor bastard is 36 years old working the graveyard shift at Cumby’s just chasing motherfuckers down who stole David Hasselhoff signs like they broke into his house and stole his safe. How can you not respect that type of hustle? This is how you win games.
PS – If he reads this I’m just kidding about him having a job here, but I still respect the hustle.