Ladies and Gentleman
Wade Garrett Christie Brinkley. Listen I probably write this blog once a year, but I never cease to be amazed when I see pictures of Christie Brinkley. She is 59 years old! 59! Just giving mother nature the fucking bird. Like she’s not hot for being an old chick. She’s hot on any level in any league. The absolute definition of the All American girl. Like if every country had to sent one chick from the past 100 years to represent them at Wrestlemania and compete in a battle royal of hotness and sum up what their country was all about I’m sending Brinkley. 59 years of relentless hotness.