perfect example of the american dream.....looks unbelievable on paper, but in the end....i'm probably just going to jerk off because the real thing is pretty unattainable at this point
days like this make a proud American, oh wait..Obama is pres, we are in good hands like fucking ALL STATE mother fuckers
OBAMA BITCHES!!!!!!!!!
watch obama smash Rmoney face in tonight! and i would let this chick take a dump in my mouth
Team America.. F*ck yea! Cummin to save the muthafuckin day yea! And Pres decides to hire schmucks from "THE CHI" named Neil.. the dude that probably inspired Dont be a Douchebag.. good call pres.. I thought it was impossible to find someone worse than mo and feitelberg..
I just don't understand how you can say there is a 3% that's a dude.
So you're saying that 3 out of every 100 asses that look like that belong to a dude. Sounds more like a 3% chance you're straight.
Very nice... How much??( in my borat voice) . Btw whoever says this is anything other than a perfect ass you should hand in your man card.. And leave america while your at it...
Pres, at least tell us where you ripped off the picture. I know you didn't pay for any rights, you hook-nosed Jew bastard. And I don't see the cropped Egotastic logos that accompany all your posts.
(Cue the guys who come in and say this chick isn't a rock hard 10..)
by Chuck Norrises Dick on October 4, 2012 at 10:01 am
While my girl friend was sleeping i put my phone over her face witg this pic on it and jerked off all.over her then i rolled over and went back to bed! God bless America
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