Umm, holy shit. You kidding me? That thing is fucking amazing. I want it. I need it. I won’t be a happy person until I drive it. I mean I suck at golf and play like three times a year but if I had a hovercraft golf cart then I’d be on the course every single day. Maybe not actually playing but just whipping around like a boss. Drunk hover driving in everyone’s face. You know how fun it is to get wasted and screw around on a regular golf cart? Well multiply that by a hundred trillion and that’s what this thing must be like. Fuck wheels. Wheels are played out. Only suckers use carts with wheels. This is the new gold standard for golf transportation. It’s hover or die now fellas. Hover or die!
How much does this XXL Nintendo 64 jersey get this dude laid? At least weekly right? http://t.co/Mgp2bJDLse