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Browns Fan Dunks His Head In A Bucket Of Piss For $450

Feel like one of these kinds of videos comes out every Monday after a Patriot loss. Just something to remind me that “hey, could be worse.” Almost like the fans of perennial basement teams gather together and realize that I’ll probably be pretty down because the Pats blew another 4th quarter lead. And, God bless them, they do whatever they can to help me realize the sun will come out tomorrow. Like yea losing to Russel Wilson sucks. It sucks bad. But you know what didn’t happen? I didn’t dunk my head in a 5 gallon bucket of piss so it’s kind of a wash. Thanks again, Cleveland.

PS – I do respect this guy’s angle though. When you’re in good shape you gotta find any excuse to pop that shirt off and let the ladies know what you’re working with. If you’re in cold weather areas you can’t always just go to the beach. So some dudes paint their chest with team colors, others take a Golden Shower. No shame in that game.

PPS – why the hell are they keeping a slop bucket when there are woods literally across the street? That’s the weirdest part of this whole video.

By feitelberg posted October 15th, 2012 at 11:50 AM

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by G.I.Bro on October 15, 2012 at 11:55 am
Cleveland = The mistake by the lake
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by himminy on October 15, 2012 at 11:59 am
only in cleveland
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by Murray Chadwick on October 15, 2012 at 11:59 am
come and see both of our buildings.
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by cocoz311o on October 15, 2012 at 12:00 pm
he should have dunked that Ohio State shirt he had on instead.
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by tomcaronsgoatee on October 15, 2012 at 12:06 pm
those titties are NSFW. then when he starts in on the purell cumshots...again, NSFW
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by bdemps15 on October 15, 2012 at 12:09 pm
Considering he made more in one day than you do in an entire week. I call that a win. You should start tailgating in Cleveland. Maybe keep the lights on that way.
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on October 15, 2012 at 12:12 pm
I'd do it for a pack of smokes.
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by rp on October 15, 2012 at 12:26 pm
^you'd gargle man chowder for a pack of smokes
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by deshklok on October 15, 2012 at 12:26 pm
aaaand, I just puked. keepin it classy barstool
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by Fists on October 15, 2012 at 12:43 pm
His wife will never know.
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by ilovewaltah on October 15, 2012 at 1:02 pm
perfect place if you're a douchebag
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by dwyanewadesherpes on October 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Well, at least he's not in Detroit.
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by Harry Johnson on October 15, 2012 at 5:03 pm
It's really no different than going swimming in a public pool.
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