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   by stevefromlongisland on August 6, 2012 at 10:18 pm

   He has a raging clue

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   by theotherwhitemeat on August 6, 2012 at 10:19 pm

   Yeah prez, you only put it in your mouth for a second.  He didn't even finish, it's not like you're gay or anything.

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   by shameonme on August 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm

   Pres your vagina wouldn't look like that. Not a boner though

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   by terroristical on August 6, 2012 at 10:28 pm

   America! Fuck yeah!!!

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   by histpres4 on August 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm

   So no one is getting fucked in the Olympic Village tonight and this is what we get instead?

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   by tom coughlin has aids on August 6, 2012 at 10:40 pm

   i wonder who the gaybird was who actually took time to record some dude's hard dick on a tv/computer screen. barstool never ceases to amaze, but i feel like it wouldn't be the same if there was no video.

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   by cantgetthestinkout on August 6, 2012 at 11:02 pm

   And in other news Carl Crawford has 10 RBI's in his last 8 games.  Now back to this edition of Cock Watching, brought to you by Barstool Sports.

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   by angus on August 6, 2012 at 11:03 pm

   Pretty clearly their shorts leave nothing to the imagination. You better believe I'd be rocking a hard 7 at the medal ceremony in that situation. Power move. Less talkie from the ladies because you know damn well they know what you've got and they want some.

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   by cantgetthestinkout on August 6, 2012 at 11:05 pm

   ^Sneaky the gayest comment in the history of Barstool.

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    by thatguyfromtv on August 6, 2012 at 11:11 pm

    hey look, pres found his nose

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    by TonyTwotoes on August 6, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Guy on the left is circumcised.

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    by mattsh20 on August 6, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    I just dont get how these dudes get used to wearing those undies in public. Especially the guy thats hung like a field mouse next to boner man. Like, bros... think about the first time u dudes put those on, how weird and awkward u felt... u should have that feeling still, every time u put those spanx on. 2 inch cocks arent a good look on bros that are 6'-8".

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    by shameonme on August 6, 2012 at 11:35 pm

    angus must be measuring in centimeters

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    by pappelsmear on August 7, 2012 at 12:02 am

    thats no boner bro.

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    by garnetttribe5 on August 7, 2012 at 12:26 am

    I just spit out my boner and i wasn't even drinking any

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    by dongzilla on August 7, 2012 at 12:39 am

    I hate when I'm wearing tight spandex shorts and get a random boner

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    by jake shuttlesworth on August 7, 2012 at 12:56 am

    there had to be like a 30 minute period before his finish and the picture, maybe teh dude just had a semi and said fuck it...But If not, and he was able to hold a boner in that kinda pressure. good for him...... that is real talent. i hope you can recognize that.....not the size, but the ability

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    by cdl2013 on August 7, 2012 at 12:56 am

    @mattsh20 " 2 inch cocks arent a good look on bros that are 6′-8″."what size do you prefer??? fag.

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    by Prison Mike on August 7, 2012 at 1:01 am

    legit indecent

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    by jpop0507 on August 7, 2012 at 1:40 am

    Anyone else think she looks like a blonde Sasha grey?

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    by Harry Johnson on August 7, 2012 at 2:38 am

    "His dick is in your face and shit?". Pres I didn't know you were into ATM... PS: Shouldn't he have mastered the slip 'n tuck by now? What a tard.

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    by bdemps15 on August 7, 2012 at 2:44 am

    Very concerning. Even more so that you noticed and I kind of think you like it. We need to stop this pres. Or start making pink shirts and throwing glow stick paties. Oops.

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    by bdemps15 on August 7, 2012 at 2:44 am

    Very concerning. Even more so that you noticed and I kind of think you like it. We need to stop this pres. Or start making pink shirts and throwing glow stick paties. Oops.

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on August 7, 2012 at 3:14 am

    HARDOn

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    by goddy77 on August 7, 2012 at 3:15 am

    Nose jokes are kinda played out but that was fuckin hilarious @thatguyfromtv

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    by goddy77 on August 7, 2012 at 3:34 am

    Just brought myself to watch the video and there is not a chance this dude didnt know he had a boner. Marketing opportunity of a lifetime for Wheaties.

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    by angus on August 7, 2012 at 4:27 am

    I never mentioned any units of measurements. 7 decimeters of steel like you read about

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    by BossHogg on August 7, 2012 at 7:57 am

    He's going to be a big bright shining star, just like Dirk Diggler.

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    by kingpin on August 7, 2012 at 8:13 am

    @Boss…Dude you got me laughing my ass off… THis guy is going to laying more pipe than the Alaska line baby! Power to him!

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    by Monsterzero on August 7, 2012 at 9:05 am

    Surprise! Cock fags!

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    by Numero Two on August 7, 2012 at 9:11 am

    Putting out the vibe pretty hard but I bet the Dutch field hockey team appreciated the effort.

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    by darklighter on August 7, 2012 at 9:51 am

    The deeper we get into the olympics the more the excitement grows.

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    by bukkakesurprise on August 7, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    That's a big boner. Mine, not his. Wait, what the fuck? I'm so confused.

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    by nathan on August 7, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    At least they won't be stranded if they lose their oars

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    by kickthepuppy on August 7, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    It's cool pres. I looked too and then laughed my ass off cause the mother fucker is hung like a hamster

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    by kris10 on August 7, 2012 at 2:43 pm

    i keep finding myself coming back to this post.

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    by cookie puss on August 7, 2012 at 8:32 pm

    Did they win the gold?  Who wouldn't have a boner if they just won the gold medal.

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