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Brady’s New House Is Done And I Guess It’s OK If You’re Into Castles And Moats and Shit

(HuffPo) – The work is finally complete on Gisele and Tom’s new $20 million mansion in the Brentwood region of Los Angeles, and the couple is expected to be moving in soon, if they haven’t already. According to the Daily Mail, the giant two-wing house comprises an astonishing 22,000 square feet, including eight bedrooms, a six-car garage, a lagoon-shaped swimming pool with spa, an elevator, a nursery for baby Benjamin (obvi), a weight room, a moat, and a wine cellar.

One word. Moat.

By feitelberg posted January 25th, 2013 at 11:25 AM

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by vermont stoolie on January 25, 2013 at 11:26 am
Moats and hoes, moats and hoes
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by @KingBlackDude on January 25, 2013 at 11:27 am
Two Words. Fire JewFeitelberg.
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by cantgetthestinkout on January 25, 2013 at 11:28 am
Ya but he's still a loser with an ugly supermodel wife!
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by pmrkingston on January 25, 2013 at 11:28 am
How long does it take for him to lick Gisele's asshole in every room in the house? 3 months?
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by tdd on January 25, 2013 at 11:29 am
and we wonder why Brady hasn't strung together two good playoff games in 8 years
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by acid drip on January 25, 2013 at 11:29 am
Damn it feels good to be a gangster.
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by the1goodopinion on January 25, 2013 at 11:29 am
hopefully he's designated some space do some sprints and what not..who the fuck am i kidding he'll probably just stick with the elliptical
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by septic butt on January 25, 2013 at 11:30 am
The gym must be for Giselle.
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by bluenipple on January 25, 2013 at 11:30 am
sweet solar panel
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by portnoys_nose on January 25, 2013 at 11:30 am
Absolute power move putting in a moat
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by Hipneck on January 25, 2013 at 11:31 am
Meh, it's a hovel.
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by davey pageviews giant beak on January 25, 2013 at 11:32 am
No wonder he's 3-4 in the playoffs since 08
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by mattsh20 on January 25, 2013 at 11:32 am
I'm gonna be pissed if he doesn't put Alligators in that moat.
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by adolf hitlerscrotum on January 25, 2013 at 11:34 am
Not even a house like that could get me to live in the spic-filled smog factory that is LA
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by theilluminati on January 25, 2013 at 11:34 am
Anyone else concerned that if Pres gets a divorce, Renne owns half the stool???
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by cantgetthestinkout on January 25, 2013 at 11:35 am
Tom Brady: The only QB with three rings (and counting) to be labeled a loser, and the only man married to a supermodel to be accused of having an ugly wife. My God people are stupid.
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by Numero Two on January 25, 2013 at 11:36 am
Even the Starks are jealous. Fucking moat. So awesome.
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by otwisted on January 25, 2013 at 11:38 am
Backyard looks big enough to have Wes Welker over to practice pass catching drills.
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by StanSitwell on January 25, 2013 at 11:40 am
Pretty sure it has to actually go around the house to be a moat. This is just a moat-fo-show, you can go right around to the back of the house and check thru the windows and peep Gisele shaving her stache, or the young brady tugging his howitzer
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by dropkickfluties on January 25, 2013 at 11:40 am
Another nail in the Brady retirement coffin. Do I want to leave my 22k sq ft castle where I bang a supermodel and fly to ice cold shit hole Foxboro to workout with 22 year old punks? Dont think so. 2 years more maximum.
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by ....... on January 25, 2013 at 11:41 am
Does Baby Benjamins howitzer get its own room?
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by kbsmoka on January 25, 2013 at 11:42 am
@Cancel Philly Site......You're a fucking loser.
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by 5MinuteMajor on January 25, 2013 at 11:43 am
Brady's house? More like Gisele's house, she's the bread winner in the family.
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by Numero Two on January 25, 2013 at 11:45 am
The house that Uggs Built.
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by natireds on January 25, 2013 at 11:45 am
Yeah because dudes grow up wanting to live in a castle with a moat just like a princess....that explains why Brady is there. No outdoor bball hoop, putting green, or anything manly at all.
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by otwisted on January 25, 2013 at 11:46 am
@Dropkick, so your saying a QB may retire at age 37-38? Bold prediction Francis.
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by scientist on January 25, 2013 at 11:48 am
Did Pres bug the bathroom yet so that he could record Benji taking his first big boy shit?..Perv
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by Freckles McGee on January 25, 2013 at 11:49 am
A Moat? Big deal, blog when he has a personal glasses cleaner like Jerry Jones. Or in his case a guy to rub leather protector on his Uggs.
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by carport on January 25, 2013 at 11:52 am
The moat's moot without a drawbridge. Moot moat.
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by ilovewaltah on January 25, 2013 at 11:52 am
i refuse to believe there are only 8 bedrooms in that hotel sized house
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by Joe_Pinewood on January 25, 2013 at 11:54 am
Weak ass backyard. How are you gonna turn out Champion kids without anywhere to run around and throw, Tom? Not even enough outdoor space to run a single 15 yard out pattern
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by fattymcgook on January 25, 2013 at 11:57 am
Our tom is an awesome tom throws bombs to welker and gronk with wisdom and his flowing brown locks Our tom is an awesome tom
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by dropkickfluties on January 25, 2013 at 11:57 am
otwist mr uggs is on record many times saying he wants to play into his 40's. not unless he trains with apollo creed in the LA surf. needs a dose of the eye of the tiger.
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by himminy on January 25, 2013 at 11:59 am
giselle is ugly
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by RexRyansAfatClam on January 25, 2013 at 12:07 pm
must be 8 huge fucking house sized bedrooms in that thing
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by RexRyansAfatClam on January 25, 2013 at 12:08 pm
look at these losers saying giselle is ugly as if theyve ever even seen in person a girl in their miserable lives half as hot is giselle never mind touched one
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by bennybob on January 25, 2013 at 12:08 pm
Found it. Its on Chalon Road in LA,12760. Cant hide a mansion like that.
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by bababooey7 on January 25, 2013 at 12:10 pm
love the stud's in here calling Gisele gross when you ghouls are guaranteed to be sticking your dink in the pigs that work the carts in the Saugus mall making $8.75/hr
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by mjc381 on January 25, 2013 at 12:13 pm
Did anyone else notice there is no mention of the word moat anywhere in the real article from HuffPo???
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by joebidenjr on January 25, 2013 at 12:17 pm
Why old QBs don't win anymore- no fire in the belly, unless it is a game against the Bills in late season when Buffalo is out of the playoffs.
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by acemccracken on January 25, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Nice catch mjc. You're right. How does someone who is such a loser has so much stuff?
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by oakmonster on January 25, 2013 at 12:25 pm
Just big enough to fit Tommy's head in!!
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by revnathanhortonheat on January 25, 2013 at 12:32 pm
Not impressed. How many Papa John's franchises does he own?
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by Eric Cartman on January 25, 2013 at 12:37 pm
Brentwood? Two letters for you- O.J.
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by Eric Cartman on January 25, 2013 at 12:39 pm
Gisele is certainly not ugly, but Bridget Moynahan was both hot, and around for some Super Bowl titles. Bridget for the win..
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by notharrypotter on January 25, 2013 at 12:58 pm
oh no someone insulted my team's quarterback i must defend his honor. you guys should have a ritual suicide. if you wouldn't smash gisele you're a gayball just like tommy boy. no real man wears ugg boots, sb rings or not. wait til andrew bynum moves in and starts throwing bangers
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by mjc381 on January 25, 2013 at 1:01 pm
^^^There is no fucking Moat! Check out the link to the HuffPo article
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by menotknow on January 25, 2013 at 1:03 pm
over/under on how long before someone drowns in the moat.
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by menotknow on January 25, 2013 at 1:12 pm
over/under on how long before 35 of giseles family members move in and plug all 8 toilets and start using the moat.
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by mr cracker on January 25, 2013 at 1:53 pm
Tom, you got screwed. Half a moat? That shit needs to go around the whole house to keep Ray Lewis out. You also need to make that bridge a draw bridge and maybe mount a cannon or two on the second floor.
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by mbclg on January 25, 2013 at 4:00 pm
what a life he's got she makes enough money to pay for it....i want to know the dude that's balls deep in her twin sister
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by valbroski on January 25, 2013 at 4:28 pm
The last football player to live in Brentwood was OJ.
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by Cancel Philly Site on January 25, 2013 at 4:35 pm
Torrey Smiths brother approves.
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by fabmelo on January 25, 2013 at 4:45 pm
The fuckin' solar panels aren't even big enough to power the garage door openers.. I thought Giselle was all about green living?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:45 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches?Have you ever shot cum on Renee's face?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches? Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches? Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches? Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches? Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches? Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
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by reneeportnosehasabush on January 25, 2013 at 4:53 pm
Hey fightelburg do you have a big dick? How long in inches? Have you ever shot cum on Renee%u2019s face?
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by im that cracker ahhhh on January 25, 2013 at 4:54 pm
Wow tommy went from living in Quincy to this place? Total downgrade if you ask me. Dirty Q FTW
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by diggy on January 25, 2013 at 5:49 pm
Ryan Howard had a moat like 3 years ago. Nothing to see here.
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by futurebarstoolhouston on January 25, 2013 at 9:17 pm
ha cause having weight room in his mandatory after that shitty performance on Sunday
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