NYMag – Attending New York Fashion Week, 19-year-old Justin Bieber unveiled a new style of his own: a wispy mustache.
I hate Justin Beiber like any other self respecting male, but I almost feel bad for him here. That mustache is so sad and pathetic and embarrassing that I don’t know how his friends let him leave the house with it. You’d think someone would have pulled him aside and been like hey Justin, dude, umm that thing on your upper lip is deplorable. Might want to rethink it homeboy. Just a disgrace to facial hair and masculinity everywhere. Seriously, the fact that not one person pulled him aside and gave him a heads up proves that he has no real friends. If one of my buddies ever tried to pull that thing off then I’d berate them into shaving it and if they didn’t I’d stop being friends with them. Being a punk, spitting on people, making terrible music, dressing like an idiot… these things I can live with. But that stache…that stache is inexcusable.