This must have been a fun wedding to be at even though it’s a known fact chicks with tattoos find me to be the least attractive human on earth. Still that chick flashing the hot ass underwear is making me tingly as fuck.
up next on the main stage Destiny!!!! fresh off her weekend as a bridesmaid Destiny likes guys who can maker laugh and remember to put the toilet seat down. DESTINY ladies and gentleman!!!!
i call two hard 8's, a 6, and three 5's. i raise you 4-5 bastard children between the three maids on the right. the two on the left have only read 49 shades of grey because they couldnt afford the 50th shade, which is confusing because the maid on the far left has monster cans, yet to no avail is kissing the maid on the second to left who played 3 years of collegiate girls softball, as a catcher. to be fair, i would go vinegar strokes all day with the tatted whore, that shit makes me dizzier than david at the dentist.
numero two and rexisfat are blatantly white trash and probably snuck into the communal bathroom at their shitty workplace so squeeze a load off to this pic. Idiots, wash your fucking hands and get back to the cash register. #fuckingpigs
You cant turn a ho into a housewife and all these tricks are ho's. there are at least 5 std's, 2 abortions, 3 restraining orders, 4 arrests, 1 baby daddy, 3 alcoholics, and 1 future Oxy contin head in that group.
I'm pretty sure that "chicks" in general find you to bethe least attractive human on earth. Lets not set up catergories about women that find you unattractive. We're talking the entire field here.
Haters gonna hate...looks like the most fun wedding ever. All of them could get it and any one who says they disagree likes to open mouth kiss the prezz
Numero Two, your mom had to suck a dozen dicks to afford your prepaid cell phone that you are commenting from. Having said that, lets leave my mother out of the conversation and stay focused on the fact that yours is an aids-ridden whore with less teeth than fingers.
brougherty, I thought you said to leave your mom out of the conversion and there you go rattling off what she puts on her resume. Must be tough sucking crystal meth flavored breast milk from her saggy, mangled tits you bold, brave boy you.
Damn, the Asian chick with the tats is staight fucking fire. The first girl I ever nailed was Asian and I haven't had one since. Gotta change that pronto. Cool story, brah.
even if my mother did experiment with uppers while she was nursing me (which i doubt) it still doesnt even scratch the surface of how fucking white trash your entire lineage is. all of your siblings have different fathers and you have hot pockets for thanksgiving dinner you lowlife.
hey macfunden... 1 baby daddy? are you freaking kidding me? i feel good about the rest of your numbers, but come on buddy... they are all at least 19, so im putting the baby daddy over/under at at least 6.5.
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