That dick shaped schnitzel makes me laugh every time
“Time is a flat circle” – Dylan looking in the mirror just before he commits suicide due to comment section.
I’ve got a raging hard on in anticipation for tomorrow’s finale, and I’m not one bit ashamed to admit it
Laughed out loud at KFC as the black cop
Using cuckholded in the wrong way is one of the best running gags out there
Dylan’s always been commenting. He’ll always be commenting, again and again. Forever.
Watching these are better than taking the which blogger quiz and getting Trent
I’m a man of my word. By 3 PM you will have my number. I will post on the most recent blog and field every single call. I look forward to hearing from you. Oh and Dylan2 – kill yourself
@dylan just post it now pussy
^thats smart bro
The green eared spaghetti seller and trent and his sisters was made me chuckle.
@Dylan, why 7 pm? Are you doing everything possible to secure a pay phone outside the nearest Goodwill you disgrace of a human being? Man up, you are the worlds BIGGEST pussy. You have failed to “retire” from commenting 5 times just because I am starting to think you love being recognized at all. You probably have zero friends (definitely) and unfortunately a family that doesn’t love you or know you exist. You almost crave being talked to at all. You easily could have made a new handle but you are so unfunny you never get any upvotes, so you figure its best to stay “Dylan” the guy literally EVERYONE hates. It is really really really hard to be so unfunny that poeple actually dislike you rather than ignore you. You are the kid who yells “Mom, mom, mom mom, mom, LOOK, mom, mom LOOK, MOM LOOK, LOOOOOOK!” just before you do a bad canon ball off of the edge of the pool NEXT to the diving board. You are the guy who puts 26.2 on your car as a bumper sticker. YOU ARE THE ANTISTOOLIE
Nates mom got some big ole tit-tays
The Handsome Hank crime scene was hilarious
Oh, 3 pm, nvm, see you then. Teehee
and weird haircut seth being reggie ledeux was great
Black KFC is my favorite KFC. I like to think about him wearing baggy shorts and new balances listening to DMX and missing lay ups. Great dichotomy between fantasy and reality.
One of the better ones.
Dude Dylan you said you would on the weird blog and you didn’t. Def not a man of your word
I actually feel bad for you Dylan. Don’t come after h-t-c when you decide to wage a suicidal rampage against the comment section
Never seen a minute of True Detective, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, House of Cards and any other show all you guys cream your panties over and am proud of it.
I’d rather you throw out your sister or female cousins number.
Hey, FYI to all you Revs fans who will be watching the game tonight. I’ll be in Section 237, Row F, Seat 2. See if you guys can try and spot me.
PS If you guys want me to write a Revs blog and post it in Mondays Wake Up, hollar at your boy.
Usually a fan of these but this one sucked…. Didn’t laugh one time
Milmore shut it down
Fuck the trends, this one was gold again. & I hope Dylan the certified psycho gets banned before 3pm, truly cuckolded.
The line about putting the “bar seat” logo on things already copyrighted was pure gold. Legitimate chance Le Jew Limpdick actually has plans to lock Bieber and Selena in a storage shed somewhere, too
If everyone just ignores @dylan he will go away, by constantly talking about him you are giving him what he wants
Milmore you still have it. Don’t let these pussy lips tell you otherwise. I’ve yet to not laugh.
This peasant comment section recycles jokes worse than Pres does
The mikes hard tall boys made me laugh
I just traced Dylan’s IP address. His phone number is (412) 288-8989. Have at it fellas.
It’s the small details that make this great, black KFC as the second detective, Pirate Dogs, etc.
@derpjihad cause it’s not easy to just google the number to name sure it isn’t some Pittsburg domino’s…
Lost it at the Mike’s Hard pirate dogs
If you don’t watch True Detective this makes absolutely no sense to you. Also, if you don’t watch True Detective, you probably enjoy watching Two and a Half Men.
The mikes hard was a nice touch
The Smitty spaghetti monster was hilarious!
It could be the weed, it could be the thought of nates parents, but when his parents spoke I was almost in tears laughing
This one was pretty funny
Hilarous. Can’t believe there was no mention of someone leaving the stick thing on the front door of the headquarters though.
@sir-smoke-alot wat kinda psychopath hasn’t seen game of thrones
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