I recently moved to my first apartment since graduating college.I have a ghetto roommate. Sometimes I’m woken up at like 4am to the sound of him blasting ignorant rap music and him complaining loudly that he can’t get a good paying job because of the economy. He sleeps in till like 1pm everyday and says that he can’t afford to get a cheap computer. He just got a half sleeve tattoo and 2 dogs. Not all of these people are lazy…some of them are just flat out clueless.
I love boobs
Trent looks like the little kid from “King of the Hill”
I’m gonna be honest here, these things are really starting to suck
These crack me up all the time
@ny2rhody literally 0% of what you said is true.
Nose Recognition had me dying
Best one ever.
LOVE THESE!!! Omg they make my weekend!!!!
70 degrees and sunny on a Saturday. O/U 1.5 bloggers stepped foot outside today?
are you fucking kidding me milmore? and you get paid for this crap?
Definitely better than the last few, good work
@scarfo and yet you were on the site the EXACT minute the video got posted and immediately watched it
The same people who bitch about these things are the same people who bitch about reblogs or Beiber blogs. Get a fucking life and stop being such a bitter pussy these are awesome
best one in a while
Haha Bieber is in love with Trent that’s classic
These would be so confusing out of context
And Mo’s dick is the same size as Pres’ nose. I love dick jokes!
I hope Milmore doesn’t get paid very much. Don’t quite understand the obsession with these. I appreciate the time they must take but if they’re not very funny, what’s the point?
Loved it. Also, 100% Mo has an inverted penis
My prnis is hard
” This late in the season its unfortunate to see players getting helped or hhhwheeled off the ice” -Jack Edwards
Lost it at the corn cob coffin
anybody who reads stool on a daily basis should be kissing millmore’s ass. first time in stool history there is something worth watching on the weekends.
@ mike tv
Get off his nuts fagg
If youre won of those loosers who do not think this is fuckin hilarious then die
Barstool shorts have been excellent from day 1 and still are, if you don’t like them then you don’t get Barstool.
I notice that the same commenters that are always complaining are the same ones that comment on EVERY FUCKING BLOG! If you don’t like it then fucking leave and go find some other website that’s funnier, you can’t, I know it & you know it. So shut the fuck up & enjoy something that’s free in this world.
Just in case you’re too stupid to get it, I’m talking about you SCARFO, you FAG!
^^^ if your one of those losers who thinks this is hilarious and actually think big cat, prez, KFC or etc actually gives a fuck about you or considers you his friend. Then you are a absolute fucking loser.
This is fucking awesome
that was fucking clever
If Mo’s dick is as big as Pres.’ nose he’s really failed in life as a black man. The brother can’t blog, can’t play hoops, no rap skills, could go on & on for days.
Mo keep being you bruh. Powdered Donut City, population MO!
I love barstool and honestly think it’s the best site going. But I can’t help but laugh at the dipshits who defend their favorite blogger or think the bloggers give a fuck about them. Yea I’m sure big cat, prez, etc will pay your bills friends. Just like you’ll pay theirs.
Now I know how Africans scam Americans
Best one in a while
I don’t know who’s worse the people who complain about these for sucking or the tools who feel the need to defend these to their death like @vinted2k. And then there’s me making this comment.
Funny to see siskel and ebert show up to critique these, you fuckin losers who say these suck, die
This was perfect. A laugh a minute, nice job Milmore
Great job Milmore. Kid you got a future. It’s the little things like the sneaky side profile of Prez’s balding yamakka spot. Too funny.
The comments on these are outrageous. These aren’t “starting to suck” nor are they “always hilarious.” No need to be so fucking polarizing. Thought this was great, but some of them have definitely fallen flat. Doesn’t have to be one or the other at all times.
@bay area 49er i want suffolk downs to beat your yuppie ass you rice a roni fuck.
Music was great in this one. Keep it up Milmore’
I’m so hungover today that I typed in “stool.com” in my browser and was surprised when it didn’t take me to barstool
Why don’t you do it tough guy??
You took the bait like a big mouth bass. And when your girl bent over all I saw was ass.
You would be bitch enough to send someone else to fight for you faggot.
Why so defensive you bitch?? Did I strike a nerve by saying the bloggers aren’t your friends?? Lol!!
^commenters complaining to other anonymous commenters about commenters complaining in the comment section.. im going outside
I’ll meet you outside
Got a rail4 you
@bay area 49er I hope you die
@gay area 49er…comptoncollege is a chick. You are picking a fight with a chick. Relax.
Great work. The nose scanner made me spit my coffee out and I wasn’t even drinking any.
Today, Iowa lost 25% of its population
Lol fucking faggs defending people you don’t even know. Ohh “were cool cuz they’re a Stoolie”. Pathetic.
Shut up bitch.
Quit co signing you lil bitch. Shit ain’t got nothing to do with you.
I don’t give a fuck if it’s a chick. She runs her mouth then she can get checked. Wanna talk like a dude and act like a dude then get checked like a dude. She ain’t gonna fuck you cptn . Save a hoe so quit protecting her you fucking bitch.
“Were like cool cuz we communicate on barstool. We’ve been fellow Stoolies for two years now!!!”"even though I’ve never met her were like friends guys!! ”
Fucking loser. You probably met your wife on a dating site. “But she said she loves me!!”
I’ve read the stool for over a year now and don’t comment much. But I always see you talking your shit and running your mouth all the time.
I hope when I do die. It’s after I fucked your mom for 2hours strong. Snorted a rail off her tit and shoved it in her ass. Then hopped in my car drunk and snorted after fucking her and going head on collision with your dad, your sister, and you in the car and killing you all.
Bay Area 49er is the hardo of the century
@bay area, you dropped 14 comments calling anonymous people faggots for communicating with other anonymous people, its Saturday.. do a swan dive off the golden gate bridge nobody will miss you
Kinda all over the place but thought it was hilarious. Fuck the haters
I’m drunk as fuck and you can all suck my fucking dick. As stupid as I sound and have no problem admitting im being stupid is because I’m man enough to admit it. You dipshits defend people you don’t know and will never know. If I drop 20 comments or 2 comments I don’t give a fuck. I don’t care what any of you fucks think. I’ll care what you think when you pay my fucking bills. Until then fuck off. You fags acts like its a fraternity. Lmfao. Defending eachother like women. Hardo or tardo. It’s entertainment. I’m drunk laughing and being entertained. Keep it coming. I got more beer and blow.
Shut up bitch
bay area just home alone on his computer drinking keystones and doing key bumps desperately trying to get attention on barstool, your life rules. if I remember correctly you were funny at one point too. RIP
I’m out. Bout to rail one up and drink a beer. Lol at all you bitches who took my bait. I came I trolled I conquered. I’m bout to get my dick sucked by my smoke wife and drink a beer. . Bout to rail this chowder and get head. I’m getting my dick sucked by a hot wife while you down vote this rant.
^ wow … I feel so much second hand embarrassment for you bayarea” … Speechless
Drunk and sticky dicked
No hard feelings bro. I’m drunk as FUCK. I’m sure tomorrow I’ll feel like an idiot but that’s 2morro.so will worry about that then. I’m doing bumps watching a’s vs mariners.
Your on the money for most part but not alone and no computer. Talking shit from I phone and got a hot wife. No bs. Wife’s hot. Drinking bud lights
@bay area 49er go to bed, queer.
I can’t get a decent night of sleep until I get my nut off. After I fuck your mom in the ass I can pass out
@bay area 49er my moms sleeping in the next room over by herself, jokes on you.
So u live with your mom? Lol
When you quit sharing a bathroom with moms bloody pads. Then talk shit.
@bay area 49er dam straight best roommate ever, cooks, cleans, doesnt charge rent. Ill milk this out as long as i can. Mammas boy 4lyfe
Do less Bay Area..that being said I would still hit the slopes with you
Hey bay area you comment too much. Take a break. RICE A RONI FUCK BOY.
Suck dick you filthy fukin slut
Got one here for you bro.
Enjoy jacking off at moms.
They say your a chick. So you obviously are a fucking fat dike. Your commenting on a Saturday night when most attractive single chicks are at a bar, date, with friends etc. instead you take time to comment on a predominant men’s website there for only confirms your fat and dike you bitch. Yea I’m on here too but I’m married drunk and content. I got beer and blow so it’s all good. You obviously are a bull dike with three chins and a stache. Save the bullshit on how your married or have a boyfriend Women who love dick don’t frequent barstool. They pose on barstool. Fuck you fat fucking dike.
How about all of you just shut the fuck up.
@bay area 49er pics of your wife or gtfo
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