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   by wilburham on September 5, 2012 at 1:43 pm

   dude was about to eat shit on his own bouncer is a dickwad

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   by SchrempfScampi on September 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm

   Your schnoz would have parried that hay-maker like a fencer.

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   by cantgetthestinkout on September 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

   Cut the bouncer some slack.  You'd be full of pent up rage too if you had to work weekends for $6.75 an hour.

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   by alexbrovechkin on September 5, 2012 at 1:48 pm

   Fuck the bouncer.  Guarantee this hick played OL in high school, walked around with ILS (Imaginary Lat Syndrome) even though he was just a chubby loser, and thought he was cool as shit with his jersey tucked into his jeans with cowboy boots on on Friday Game Days.  Now he's a loser bouncer in a shitty college town and this is the highlight of his life; cold cocking a dude whose black-out, stumbling drunk.  Fuck the South.

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   by Evil One on September 5, 2012 at 1:52 pm

   Couldn't they just wrap a rope around your hump and drag your ass back to the Minivan ?

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   by crabjuice23 on September 5, 2012 at 1:53 pm

   Thats the trouble you invite when you go to towns with "ville" in the name. And what can I say about bouncers that hasn't already been said about grocery store clerks and adult paper boys

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   by bronze_bomber on September 5, 2012 at 1:54 pm

   Kid looks like he already got beat up by the hardo bouncer. No reason for that second shot. It's not Mike Tyson's punch out.

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   by patrickewingsasshairs on September 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm

   Boy, am I glad I'm not poor and living in the south! LOLz... but seriously, this bouncer didn't have to throw that punch. Seems like the type o' dude that roots for the Texans and will eventually hang himself in his parent's basement. Happy Wednesday!

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   by pappelsmear on September 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm

   That was glass joe vs soda popinski.

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    by tornopen on September 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    Bouncers = juice heads who can't hold a real job. Enjoy that $10 an hour bitch.

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    by MrTightJeans on September 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Who gives a shit about the bouncer or the knockout? Check out the magnificence of the Puerto Rican fence climbing shoes that enter the scene at the 3:45 mark.

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    by briar on September 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    cool sambas, brah

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    by corylidleflymehome on September 5, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    was the girl in the flowered dress this hicks girlfriend or just some cunt who watched too many episodes of ER and thought she knew medicine. Because she was in the way for 4:29 of that video

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    by bababooey7 on September 5, 2012 at 2:05 pm

    Seeing where this happened in the United States, my first guess would be that this happened during a 15-min break outside the night school for G.E.D's. @cantgetthestinkout : you think he makes $6.75/hr ? This fattatard gets paid in chocolate milk

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    by dixon sider on September 5, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    This kid forgot one of the oldest bar fight clichés in the book; if you lose one black Adidas soccer shoe, stay the f*ck down. 

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    by chad tres uno on September 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm

    How in the fuck were those two bros unable to pick their boy up?  Are you kidding me? Had to call the broad in to help recover their boy

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    by thehawkishowling on September 5, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    fucking redneck south motherfucker was probably waiting all year to cheap shot a stumbling 140lb drunk like that. dude you don't have that kind of authority, and now your faggot ass is probably going to get arrested.  This bro should press charges immediately.

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    by YESisfubar on September 5, 2012 at 2:19 pm

    i agree with pres. bouncer needs to be cuffed. anyone, and i mean anyone, could have knocked that dude out. just i't right. bouncers are like cops. serve and protect. not land haymakers. that is the pure definition of dead weight.

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    by herbie versmells on September 5, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    I bet he gave the bouncer a wet willy as he was getting kicked out mouthing off....that has been known to inflict rage from meat stick bouncers.

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    by jmacjr23 on September 5, 2012 at 2:23 pm

    The dude video taping is insufferable

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    by stevefromlongisland on September 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    @corylidle, she's calling him sir so I'm guessing there's a guy off to the side just putting up with his girl playing medic. He'll probably have to listen to her talking about 'saving his life' all night rather than getting his post-dinner date BJ. Tragic story all around.

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    by teddi douchekey on September 5, 2012 at 2:35 pm

    assville

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    by stevefromlongisland on September 5, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    ^cool story bro

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    by mulman70 on September 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm

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    by YESisfubar on September 5, 2012 at 4:04 pm

    tom bradys left nut needs to fuck himself in the ass

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    by SlapHappy on September 5, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Kid who got knocked out will own that bar in about a year.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 5, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    definitely didn't need to knock dude out like that, but who knows what happened before. that said, aside from the money, bouncing was the best job i ever had. you get first and last run at every chick in the place, and most importantly, the customer is NOT always right. i never engaged in any of that pussy shit, but when it's warranted, there's no better feeling than taking some jackass out of the building the hard way.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 5, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    ^i see what you did there

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    by cbr00ksie on September 5, 2012 at 5:48 pm

    pres, have you ever even been to a club in boston? bouncers are paid to fucking deck people. one of my roommates at school was a bouncer, he said he had to hit somebody almost every shift.

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    by dogballs mcgillicuddy on September 5, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Guys obviously a puddle and the bouncers a dickhead, but am I the only one getting disturbed by all the people throwing suckerpunches and knocking people out? Does anyone know how to fight fair anymore?

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    by Harry Johnson on September 5, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    There's gotta be a hell of a backstory here. Kid didn't even go at the bouncer that hard to warrant that punch. It seems like the kid did something to seriously piss off a lot of people though. Also, I know it's not Worldstar, but was anyone else surprised by the lack of an enthusiastic "OHHHHHH!" when he got hit?

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    by yoyoma on September 5, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    Harry Johnson- I was thinking the same thing. Nobody seemed phased by it, even his friends. He must have done something really fucking dumb.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 5, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    since all you guys hate bouncers so much, you'll love this story, from just yesterday. what a dickhead this bouncer is, huh? got everything he deserved, right?   http://www.masslive.com/news/index.ssf/2012/09/springfield_police_mardi_gras.html

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    by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on September 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm

    I wish the bouncer would have laid out the kid filming next. Fuckin annoying prick.

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    by goddy77 on September 5, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    Am i the only person who would love to beat the snot out of every dude that films fights and says "you just got knocked the fuck out" and talks mad shit to the bro that gets knocked the fuck out? Fuckin pussy. That said, bouncers are such fuckin little dicked, juiceheaded vaginas

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    by tom bradys left nut on September 5, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    I have a nice 100k job and still doorman. I make $100 for 4.5 hours, cash. Nice townie bar in rich-whiteyville. Have a legit reason to talk to all the ladies and they love a good flirt. I'll only act physically in defense of myself or another staff member. I got shit to be sued for so no uncontrolled rage outs for me. Everyone loves me, regulars & newbies. Only had 1 real issue in 2 years, random regulars jumped in on my side.

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    by jackbone on September 5, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    everyone hates bouncers, yet im sure they hate all of you for having to put up with you people who are such hardos when drunk

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    by goosen on September 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    Tom Brady's left nut - you're the man dude. I'm sure chicks are falling over themselves to go to a bar to hook up with the bouncer.

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    by tom bradys left nut on September 5, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    ^^ Cool name bro.

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    by rusty tromboner on September 5, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    Sounds as if you get excited, the hard way.

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    by tom bradys left nut on September 5, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    @goosen, i know they're not going to hook up with u in your parents basement. I said flirt by the way. @YesIsFubar, no worries your mom will be over later to do that for me.....with her face.

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    by whimpers on September 5, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    A bouncer who is OUT IN THE STREET , ( no longer inside the bar you are supposed to be responsible for) and PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE FACE is a liability and not doing his job. Once the problem is outside the bar doors and not damaging bar property, it's not your fucking responsibility  any more. Dude was probably reprimanded and or arrested/fired.

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    by jkuch on September 5, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    Its official, you have taken everything form Reddit and called it your own

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    by danny_noonan on September 6, 2012 at 12:46 am

    Tom brady = patrick swayze in road house

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    by qthaduckboats on September 6, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    "Hey, I am 6'2'' 265 and walking around like I have a rash on both rib cages. To make myself and my small penis feel better, I like to knock out scrawny, underage drunk kids, and then walk off like I am Stone Cold Steve Austin."   What a fucking loser that bouncer is. I hate sounding like an internet tough guy, but I would have loved for that to be my boy getting hit, and then mollywhopped that fat fuck until his head looked like one of the aliens from Total Recall.

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    by scatlizard on September 11, 2012 at 9:59 am

    The guy taking the video is an asshole. The bouncer should get thrown in jail. He could have easily pushed the drunk guy away.

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    by dudeson on September 12, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    http://www.ashvegas.com/scullys-bouncer-arrested-after-video-of-vicious-hit-surfaces yeah he got arrested

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