Well, that’s a fun way to start the morning. This one goes out to all those people who say Barstool is an easy job and shit. Oh yeah? How often do you show up and there’s the work of a psychopath waiting for you? How many days do you spend at your office wondering if the Yellow King and 5 Horsemen are coming to rape and murder you? None, that’s how many. But here I am, still on the clock. Braving everything and putting my life on the line just for the job. It’s like Jordan’s flu game, if the flu wore animal faces and raped you.
PS – This is probably a joke, but the fact of the matter is whoever took the time to make that is not right in the head. Even if they did it as a joke it’s still insane. They might be kidding, but they’re one stressor away from not kidding and murdering me and putting antlers on my head.
PPS – I look like Strega Nona.