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   by missinglink22 on September 21, 2012 at 9:40 am

   The tits on this broad are out of this world. After she is on the show for a week and she starts to lose weight, the tits will really pop on this chick. I am back on the wagon.

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   by BossHogg on September 21, 2012 at 9:41 am

   Clearly, she could shit directly on my chest.

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   by Numero Two on September 21, 2012 at 9:43 am

   I was going to say she seems to have gotten smarter after her pageant.

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   by sircrunkalot on September 21, 2012 at 9:45 am

   Titties

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   by Sir-Smoke-Alot on September 21, 2012 at 9:53 am

   Elizabeth Hasselback is by far the hottest Survivor ever. 

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   by 5MinuteMajor on September 21, 2012 at 9:58 am

   Looks like she bought a nice set of bolt-ons somewhere between the third photo and the second photo.  My compliments to your surgeon.

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   by wilburham on September 21, 2012 at 9:59 am

   survivor promoting rape culture like you read about. Would cum all over her face while she is sleeping

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   by yankssux on September 21, 2012 at 10:00 am

   and she clearly makes wrong choices in men. she was all over the crystal meth cooker that got voted off, she wanted him to stick around" Cause you make me laugh". def a great set of bolt ons that i would love to rub my ass all over.

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   by phil leotardo on September 21, 2012 at 10:02 am

   Guaranteed Playboy spread in her future

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    by kingpin on September 21, 2012 at 10:04 am

    Dude in the beach photo totally wants the strangle the fat-ass bitch he his with.

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    by groomer on September 21, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Hair up in a bun is so not a good look, just sayin. Still going to watch though. Hope she stays on till the end  

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    by jedediah the gyrocaptain on September 21, 2012 at 10:16 am

    Miss Utah needs to be spanked. Hard.

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    by redsoxfan34 on September 21, 2012 at 10:34 am

    Have any stoolies actually watched this show since 2002?

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    by natireds on September 21, 2012 at 10:35 am

    One of the few smokes that looks just as good without makeup.

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    by slutbanger on September 21, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Definition of a slam piece

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    by Donnie Baseball on September 21, 2012 at 11:25 am

    my dick just hit the bottom of my desk. thank you.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 21, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    if you're one of the survivor dudes, you gotta hit that the first week. after that you're looking at some serious bush. the don't have razors, right? i can only imagine with horror the full-fledged beav this chick will have after a month.

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    by postman on September 21, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    Push up bras are such a scam!

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    by donkeyboy on September 21, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    It should be a law that all hot flat chicks get fake tits...

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    by Chuck Norrises Dick on September 21, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    If u put this chick in a room full of stoolies.after seeing these pics......she would be playing another type of survivor... Let me at her grrrrrrr

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    by nawtymassarawty on September 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    What happened? I blacked out.

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    by koberapes on September 21, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Bush, no bush, bolt-ons whatev. I need this girl and I needed her yesterday!

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    by StanSitwell on September 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    If she makes it 3 episodes in, there will be a snatch shot either in challenge or while she's sun tanning on her home beach not doing shit around camp. Survivor has always been focused on tits and ass whenever its there

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    by soxfan822 on September 22, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    jeff kent going to pound

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    by acid drip on September 22, 2012 at 9:50 pm

    her fucking eyes are looking in two different directions.... body will be shit in 10. i wish i was young and dumb like the rest of you, but i am an old fucker that lives in the real world. shes turrible unless its only for a month

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