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And Here Is A Voicemail Manti Te’o's Fake Girlfriend Who Died But Was Really A Dude Left Him….Kind of Does Sound Like A Chick
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So Katie Couric obtained a couple voicemails that Tuiasasupoo left for Te’o. I’ll give that gay bastard credit. Dude sounds like a chick. She totally could have catfished me into some phone sex. Unless this is a fake voicemail which it probably is. Aww who gives a shits. It’s gone.
Katie Couric’s site has all the messages, but it keeps going down so I logo’ed em and hosted it here. (Wink, wink)
PS – Real talk. Who the fuck keeps useless voicemails this long unless you know you’ll need them later to prove you’re not a gayball involved in an elaborate hoax?
By elpresidente posted January 24th, 2013 at 3:09 PM
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  by shovelhead on January 24, 2013 at 3:11 pm
  Knowing that it's a dude, really makes it sound like a dude
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  by phallus on January 24, 2013 at 3:11 pm
  A link to where to buy the shirts might help you dumb jew
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  by davey pageviews giant beak on January 24, 2013 at 3:12 pm
  I got beamed with a giant ball of oil. La la la
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  by dietlin58 on January 24, 2013 at 3:14 pm
  Is it wrong that when I don't read the headline I can still rub one out?
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  by lafatm3 on January 24, 2013 at 3:17 pm
  So basically, Tuiasosopo now has a guaranteed career as a phone sex operator...?
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  by adolf hitlerscrotum on January 24, 2013 at 3:18 pm
  Does anyone have any good racist terms for Pacific Islanders?
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  by tr1d3nt on January 24, 2013 at 3:19 pm
  @phallus Try the top right corner of every page on this website, Sherlock.
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  by bullpen on January 24, 2013 at 3:22 pm
  @tr1d3nt...nice...they're called Stoolies..not Nobel Prize winners
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  by GodsAdvised on January 24, 2013 at 3:24 pm
  Sounds like a dude doing a chick voice to me. I just refuse to believe that over the course of 500 hours of phone calls you wouldn't figure this out. There's no fucking way. Also, how do you "date" someone for that long and never meet them. No way no how.
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  by @KingBlackDude on January 24, 2013 at 3:25 pm
  @bullpen , guess their blind tooPS sounds like a dude 100%
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  by macfunden on January 24, 2013 at 3:25 pm
  must be quite a shock to find out that the chick who keeps telling you she is rubbing her puss is the one gay Samoan from a football playing family
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  by The Kingston Sound on January 24, 2013 at 3:29 pm
  cant miss an oppurtunity to hawk that lame shirt.
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  by uptownstrange on January 24, 2013 at 3:31 pm
  I'm more confused than John Candy at a salad bar. We all know he's gayer than aids
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  by Monsterzero on January 24, 2013 at 3:39 pm
  @adolf hitlerscrotum according to the Racial Slur Database there really isn't much that's too derogatory.http://www.racialslurs.com/search?q=term&sort=slur
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  by StanSitwell on January 24, 2013 at 3:39 pm
  sounds like not a dude to me. They're all lying
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  by johnnybegood on January 24, 2013 at 3:58 pm
  Has Te'o addressed why he never met the supposed "love of his life" over the long period of time that they were "dating"? What kind of excuses were offered for why they couldn't get together in real life? He had to have been in on the "hoax" at some point, if not from the very beginning.
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  by k1dd0 on January 24, 2013 at 4:42 pm
  aliens.
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  by YourMothersAWhore on January 24, 2013 at 5:11 pm
  If you use the term "real talk" in a blog you are secretly a gayball. But in your case, it is surely no secret.
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  by mrgrundle on January 24, 2013 at 7:20 pm
  @johnnybegood He said he never visited her because "it just never occurred to him." Riiiightttt...
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  by markgormley on January 24, 2013 at 8:25 pm
  People were sick of this story last week, better buy a Tshirt that you'll get in another 3 when you'll literally have to remind people what your stupid shirt means.
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  by redsoxfan146891427 on January 24, 2013 at 8:28 pm
  His cousin admitted he made her do the calls, you stupid Jew prick
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  by mannyspooptowel on January 24, 2013 at 8:30 pm
  Sounds enough like a dude that throughout the course of 500 fucking hours I might need more evidence than her promising she doesn't have a dick.
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  by Whit Eboy on January 24, 2013 at 8:41 pm
  He couldn't be looking worse in this interview.
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