(Source) — A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than half of the men measured had penises that were shorter than international standards for condoms. It has led to a call for condoms of mixed sizes to be made more widely available in India. The two-year study was carried out by the Indian Council of Medical Research. But Indian men need not be concerned about measuring up internationally according to Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men’s magazine Maxim. “It’s not size, it’s what you do with it that matters,” he said. “From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well. “With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend.”
I guess I’m a little confused how someone doesn’t fit in a condom? It has an elastic in it and it rolls down. It’s a legit “one size fits all.” I’m about 12 inches away from being Lexington Steele and I’ve never had a problem with a condom falling off. But, the real story here for me is Sunil Mehra. Do you think Sunil has the smallest dick in the world? I’ve never seen someone go to bat for little dicks as hard as Sunil did. Just up in the batters box taking monster cuts. It’s not about size, it’s what you do with it! It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean! Our dicks must work well because we’ve got way too many motherfucking people in India (someone tell Sunil that chicks don’t have to cum to get pregnant, plz). He’s even quoting poets for God’s sake! For inches and centimeters, let fools contend. Hey bud, the only thing in the world less effective at hiding your little dick syndrome than quoting Alex Pope is buying a red corvette. Show some subtlety for .