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ESPN - Kendrick Perkins can live with being dunked on as part of the game. He can even handle being tweeted about being dunked on. But LeBron James‘ Twitter reaction to Blake Griffin‘s did-you-see-that dunk over Perkins didn’t sit well with the Oklahoma City Thunder center.

Perkins told Yahoo! Sports that he didn’t appreciate that.

“You don’t see Kobe (Bryant) tweeting,” Perkins said, according to the report. “You don’t see Michael Jordan tweeting. If you’re an elite player, plays like that don’t excite you. At the end of the day, the guys who are playing for the right reasons who are trying to win championships are not worrying about one play. They also are not tweeting about themselves talking about going down to No. 2,” Perkins added, according to the report. “I just feel (James) is always looking for attention and he wants the world to like him.”

I couldn’t let the day go by without mentioning this. Preach Perk! Preach! Is it too late to trade Jeff Green and his defective heart back for Perk? Absolutly the worst trade in the history of Boston Sports. Just tore the heart and soul out of this team. We probably win the title last year without that trade. It was like a sucker punch to nuts. We still haven’t gotten over it. You just don’t find guys that hate Lebron as much as I do growing on trees. So when you find one you got to keep him.

By elpresidente posted February 8th, 2012 at 8:09 PM

40 Responses to Perk Rips Bron Bron A New Asshole

by dallasmavericks on February 8th, 2012 at 8:12 PM

<3
by oaksqsteve on February 8th, 2012 at 8:13 PM

Perk is the balls. Had that Parrish swagger to him, hopefully he clothesline's James the douche
by chrisherrensdrugdealer on February 8th, 2012 at 8:13 PM

pretty sure everyone in the nba hates lebron
by gordonbombay69 on February 8th, 2012 at 8:14 PM

Oh how I miss that man
by achart on February 8th, 2012 at 8:16 PM

I'm usually pretty early on the piling on LeBron for any mistake bandwagon, and obviously still miss Perk, but I don't get this one really. What exactly did he do wrong? Don't plenty of sports starts tweet?
by haleyingonmyface on February 8th, 2012 at 8:17 PM

last man in the nba that i'd want to see in a dark alley, or any alley for that matter.
by earl_sweat on February 8th, 2012 at 8:19 PM

I would kill to have perk back in green.
by ricmac on February 8th, 2012 at 8:26 PM

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by fupaking on February 8th, 2012 at 8:30 PM

I think perk just told king james to go home and get his shine.
by kaisersoze on February 8th, 2012 at 8:46 PM

Normally, I find you to be funny and somewhat near the target. Here, you're a fucking idiot. No, we don't want Perkins back. He sucked, okay? He was a good player when KG was young and athletic and could cover up for all of his mistakes. Now that KG can't do that anymore, Ainge realized it, and sent him packing. Which is what he should have done. The guy averages fucking 6 points a game gets $9 million a year for it? Are you fucking kidding me? What other starting NBA center is going to get $9 million a year and average 6 pts a game? Toughness, and all that other intangible bullshit is great when you have James Posey playing for you at the end of games and you have KG covering for your bad defense, but when you are a starting NBA center and you only average 6 pts a game and you can't be played at the end of games because you suck at FT's, you need to go. Worst trade in the history of Boston sports. Yeah, worse than: Patriots trading down and giving the 49ers the pick that selected Jerry Rice Worse than the Jeff Bagwell trade? I heard he was pretty good. Jim Plunkett? He was only a SB MVP Babe Ruth?
by TheLaw24 on February 8th, 2012 at 9:17 PM

dude have you even contacted umass about doing blackout here? if so, post the correspondence, cause this "ban" seems a little fishy. also, do the show in noho and itll be just as good
by kentuckyfriedlackey on February 8th, 2012 at 9:21 PM

perk :'(
by dirty30 on February 8th, 2012 at 9:33 PM

"Worst trade in the history of Boston sports" ...wow...
by dirty30 on February 8th, 2012 at 9:40 PM

wait wait i totally forgot the history of boston sports really just means the last 10 years my bad
by There are no Black People in Brockton on February 8th, 2012 at 9:44 PM

It's not Lebrons fault Perkins got posterized in the greatest dunk seen since VC dunk over Fredrick Weiss. Perkins just sounds whiny.
by dana bibles midget penis on February 8th, 2012 at 9:45 PM

You people are all dummies. Except ricmac.
by TheCheat on February 8th, 2012 at 9:50 PM

@kaisersoze You mad bro? We lost game 6 and 7 because Perk got hurt in 2010 finals. Not worst trade in the history of boston sports, but in the top 5. Granted Perks play was never pretty, but how do you break up a group of guys that had never lost a playoff series when all were playing? It didn't and never will make sense. Numbers ain't everything especially come playoffs.
by EZBreezey2222 on February 8th, 2012 at 9:56 PM

yeah dirty30, the C's didnt 8-peat in the 60s, they didnt have 16 titles before the 90s. the B's didnt have 5 stanley cups before the 90s. the Sox had 5 WS titles before the 90s. you want to talk about sports history? we can do that. ALL FOUR Boston pro teams are in the top 4 of their respective sports in total titles. no other city is close to that. get fucked you stupid homo.
by meriweathershelmet on February 8th, 2012 at 10:05 PM

I think comments like EZBreezey are why I even bother to read the comment section. Take your lithium and relax you nut.
by dirty30 on February 8th, 2012 at 10:19 PM

i definitely want to talk about the red sox pre 90s. bruins won 2 cups in the 70s. pats were irrelevant. yahoo. the only just pointing out that portnoy calling the perkins trade, the worst in boston sports history is idiotic
by sodomyspecial on February 8th, 2012 at 11:13 PM

@kaisersoze Are you retarded? Chandler makes $15.8M a year to just do 10points and 10 boards. Haywood is getting $46M over the next 5yrs for 7 and 7. Dalembert gets 7.5M for 8 and 8. Biedrins gets 9M for 5 and 5. Center is the most overpaid position in the league because 7ft guys don't grow on trees. Let alone tough ones that actually give a shit about defense and don't jump out the lane anytime a big dude comes strong at them. Perk will go up and knock a guy on his ass. He's the closest thing to Charles Oakley in this league right now. $9M for him is a steal, especially since he's still young.
by dodgy on February 8th, 2012 at 11:27 PM

true dat perk, i never saw michael jordan get into his time machine in 1992 and travel to the future and tweet some shit about kurt rambis getting dunked on. bro had more class than that. except for the hitler mustache. that was some racist shit.
by bluntmaster23 on February 9th, 2012 at 1:59 AM

Prez once again 2 days late on anything to do with sports
by peytonsucksballs on February 9th, 2012 at 2:06 AM

Idk davey pageviews I heard that Jim plunkett guy was pretty good
by Buddy Biancalana on February 9th, 2012 at 3:10 AM

EZ. This has turned into a site for kids. They think everything just happened in the last 10 years.
by goddy77 on February 9th, 2012 at 5:16 AM

KaiserRoll, "intangible bullshit"? Really? Those are the things that make great "role players" on great fuckin teams, butthole. He played a role on the C's that wont be filled this year or maybe the next few years for that matter(rebuilding years ahead). Every great team needs that kinda guy to come in and bring that raw emotion on the BLAH-zay, BlAH-zay.... Every great team needs that guy to check in an walk str8 up to a lebron james/dwight howard and just say, FUCK YOU! One guy who comes to mind who possesed those very same intangibles and was on some pretty fuckin great teams, Dennis Rodman. Some things you just cant make up for and Perks badassedness is one of them. Bottom line, you have no clue what your talking about.
by joepesci on February 9th, 2012 at 7:25 AM

Kaiser is a complete fucking moron.
by joepesci on February 9th, 2012 at 7:31 AM

Losing record
by joepesci on February 9th, 2012 at 7:32 AM

Wrong comment section
by donkey show on February 9th, 2012 at 7:55 AM

Hahah the site that pres rips 90% of Gta from is featuring marbles in the links http://egotastic.com/
by Pokey Reese on February 9th, 2012 at 8:00 AM

Perk is averaging 4 and 4 and is now ridiculously overpaid and ridiculously overrated. Jeff Green >>> Perk. Its not his fault Rondo is a baby and pouted
by rod_beck on February 9th, 2012 at 8:44 AM

worst trade in boston sports history? i still dont understand how you own a website when you write unbelievably retarded shit like this.
by EZBreezey2222 on February 9th, 2012 at 9:13 AM

dirty30 - i guess this is the first time pres has used hyperbole on this site. always something new around here....
by otwisted on February 9th, 2012 at 9:33 AM

The fact that people take 100% of what Pres says literally is mind bottling. Most likely he said the Perk trade was the worst because he doesn't know of any other bad trades without Googling "Bad Boston Trades"
by DooBAH on February 9th, 2012 at 10:15 AM

"OMG, I cant bleev u just sed mind bottling! U R so stupid! Whens da nxt Foam Party?" . (said all the dumbasses that will be hammering on otwisted)
by elowell on February 9th, 2012 at 10:42 AM

@kaisersoze I agree that this wasn't the worst trade in boston sports, i'm sure prez was being somewhat sarcastic. So before you go all nuts relax. Seriously dude, how you can you think that this trade was somewhat good for us ? Or that it wasn't a bad move? So what if he averaged 6 points who gives a fuck. Do you realize that we didn't need perkins to score? That what ray, pierce and Kg are for. Also rondo. It was all about chemistry, trading perk killed this team and we traded him while the team was fucking epic. You think people liked taking it to the rack against that boston team with a better than now Kg and a massive fucking animal in Perk? No they were scared shitless, so teams would have to take jump shots. And you couldn't beat that team with strictly shooting J's all day. Perk has heart and a passion for the game and the celtics loved it. Now he's gone and this team won't see a title for a good while.
by wonderwall on February 9th, 2012 at 11:22 AM

Perk isn't worth the $ OKC is now paying him. End of story. Can't believe how big Jenna has blown up. I never thought she'd reach these heights unless she did porn or at least made sexy videos on YouTube. But being unfunny and lame leads to this? Seriously my mind is blown. She sucks so much and she's fugly.
by koberapes on February 9th, 2012 at 1:16 PM

Ridiculously paid and overrated describes like 70% of NBA players. I miss Perk. Marbles is a smokeshow.
by classless on February 9th, 2012 at 4:35 PM

Hey Kaisersoze, Jeff Green is getting paid more money than Perk to not play. Guys like Green are a dime a dozen. Big men don't grow on trees, as you can now see with Boston's miserable Oneal, Wilcox, Bass, Steamer, KG's corpse rotation. Ainge whiffed horribly on that trade, especially now that we know OKC was willing to part with James Harden and Ainge couldn't make it happen.
by FIRE SCOTT on February 9th, 2012 at 5:08 PM

The basketball season started?