South Korea Casually Goes Public With Plan To Assassinate Kim Jong Un

South Korea reveals it has a plan to assassinate Kim Jong Un https://t.co/6VV0Gec0ve pic.twitter.com/RyJ1AxYypP

— CNN (@CNN) September 23, 2016

CNN — South Korea has elite troops on standby ready to assassinate Kim Jong Un if the country feels threatened by North Korean nuclear weapons, the country’s defense minister revealed this week.

Asked in parliament Wednesday if there was a special forces unit already assembled that could eliminate North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un, Han Min-koo said: “Yes, we do have such a plan.”

The Koreas are so full of shit. Both of them. They’re like boxers pushing and shoving each other at the pre-fight press conference. They’re just hyping it up, drumming up drama between the two of them, trying to stay globally relevant. Does literally anybody on planet earth for any reason give a flying fuck about North or South Korea? No. Of course not. They’re like China except weirder. More mysterious. The Koreas are those types of places where a story comes out about a guy dying trying to fuck his shower head and everyone’s just like “ha, classic.” Nobody cares.

So South Korea has a plan to assassinate North Korea’s leader? Yeah, sure you do. If you have a legitimate plan to assassinate your biggest rival’s leader you don’t go public with it. Obviously. This is a classic case of the prey spreading its wings trying to look as big and risky as possible. Trying to convince the predator it’s not worth it. I mean look at this elaboration on the plan:

lol @ “general idea and plan.” Everybody has a general idea and plan til they get nuked in the face.