Smokeshow Turns Her Cube Into A Log Cabin For Office Holiday Competition...Hardooooo

MINNEAPOLIS (WCCO) — The sales office at the W Hotel at The Foshay in downtown Minneapolis looks awfully festive. There’s a winter wonderland, presents and stockings hung with care. And then there’s Angela Westfield’s log cabin. It’s all part of an interoffice competition. “We had kind of free reign, we could do whatever we wanted and just in the holiday theme,” Angela said. She accepted the challenge wholeheartedly. “I love the idea of log cabin Christmas, I always have. Really cozy, log-cabin feel,” she said. She enlisted the help of her husband, Alex, who rounded up dozens of carpet tubes. He then trimmed each one to make it the perfect length. Angela says she’s somewhat embarrassed to say they spend 18 hours creating the festive log cabin.

Hey Angela get a dog or have a baby or something. There is just no way spending 18 hours to build a workplace log cabin cube is worth it. And I don’t want to listen to people talk about how awesome you are for doing it all day either and then watch you try to downplay it while beaming like Rudolph’s nose thinking you’re the hottest shit since sliced bread. Listen honey I’m just trying to get my shit done and go home. Maybe if you weren’t married and you were the office ho this it would be cool, but you’re married and crazy. Your husband is probably gonna show up when they announce the winner. No thanks.