Smokeshow Fakes Her Own Mugging To Win Back Her Ex  – A would-be contestant on America’s Next Top Model has admitted to authorities in Alabama that she faked her own abduction in a poorly conceived effort to win back the affection of her estranged boyfriend. Kayla B. Earl of Hueytown was found by a Jefferson County sheriff’s deputy lying in the dirt by the side of the road near a Pleasant Grove cemetery this past Tuesday. Earl, who had a Walmart bag over her head and appeared unconscious, was taken by emergency workers to be examined at a nearby hospital.After being released she told detectives that a man had approached her from behind while she was visiting the gravesite of a friend, and placed a bag over her head. He then grabbed her and a struggle ensued. Earl was able to break loose, and fled to the roadway where she was discovered, ostensibly passed out. Earl reportedly admitted she was “trying to lure back her estranged boyfriend with sympathy.” “She even said she put the bag on her head to make it look like someone tried to suffocate her,” Pleasant Grove Detective Jason Davis told “She is going through some personal problems. Between that and wanting attention, it turns out none of this happened.”

Chicks are so stupid. Honey you’re an attractive enough girl. Why are you fake assaulting yourself? Everybody knows that you don’t win your ex back by getting mugged. Maybe that gets you a phone call to make sure you’re okay and that’s it. If you really want to get him back you put on your hottest outfit and go find a new piece of dick and just grind that ass all over him at the local bar. That’s how you win back your ex. Jealousy is the key to victory. Not sympathy. Moron city.

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