Smokeshow Becomes The First Chick Ever To Complete The Ninja Warrior Course

We bash female athletes and women’s sports with a fair bit of regularity here, but there’s no denying that was fucking insane. Edge of my seat type shit. Could Kacy beat me in basketball or baseball or hockey or football? No, not even close. But that chick is way stronger than me and in roughly a million times better shape. I wouldn’t have been able to climb the stairs to get up to that course let alone complete it. So I’m OK with eating crow on this one. Grab me a fork and knife and sit around the table while I tell you the story of the smokeshow chick who’s a way better exerciser than I could ever dream to be.