Utah – A sheriff’s deputy pleaded guilty to beating his father yesterday after he allegedly caught him having sex with his wife. Timothy John ‘TJ’ Brewer, 33… assaulted his father Wesley ‘Corky’ Brewer, a respected local fire chief, after he allegedly found him having sex with his wife Logan in their son’s bed. Seventh District Judge Lyle Anderson told Brewer at Moab’s 7th District Court: ‘I understand why you would have been very angry on the night of your criminal conduct. ‘You understand that you can’t accomplish anything with violence’… According to police details published by TPM, Brewer cooked dinner for the trio before his wife went to put one of their children. After she did not return, he went upstairs to check on and allegedly found her ‘on top of his dad’ on their son’s bed… Wesley Brewer allegedly ‘grabbed a butcher knife and stabbed himself two times, puncturing a lung and slicing his liver’.
I ain’t mad at you, Corky. As a father of two strapping lads I can see how this could happen with an older, sexier guy. And my kids better not think for one second I won’t consider their wives fair game when they inevitably start trying to bang me. Suppose my future daughter-in-law sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I’m looking good, got a luscious V of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes ” Oh my god, I’ve had the young calf now I want old bull” and she grabs me by the weiner. Which I can 100% see happening. And if TJ didn’t want it to happen to him, he should either take care of Logan sexually himself or quit having his stud a dad over the house in the first place. Let this be a lesson to my own kids.
PS. Get over yourself, TJ. Banging your son’s wife is part of the culture in Utah. Everyone knows that. @JerryThornton1
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