Sarah Silverman's Boobs And Her Vape Pen Won The Emmys Red Carpet

So the Emmys were last night.  If you didn’t watch them you didn’t miss much.  Breaking Bad won everything, True Detective won pretty much nothing, Bryan Cranston and Julia Louis-Dreyfus gave us all boners with an awesome make out session and there was another Robin Williams tribute that made me cry.  That’s pretty much it.  Everything else was kind of a snooze fest  Well and then there was Sarah Silverman and her boobs just high as fuck tearing up the red carpet.  Showing off her vape pen on national TV and giving zero fucks.  Most famous chicks when asked what’s in their purse say, “Just boring stuff.” but Silverman broke out the weed and won everybody’s hearts.  I always thought Silverman was kinda hot but she really needs to let those boobs breathe more often.  They looked exquisite last night.  I Googled her age and there must be something wrong with Wikipedia because it says she’s 43.  43!  That can’t be right.  Those boobs looked no older than 31 last night.  What I wouldn’t give to smoke some liquid pot with Silverman and motorboat those fun bags.  Later on in the show she won an Emmy for her HBO special, accepted the award with bare feet and had more fun than anybody else there last night.  High as fuck and winning Emmys.  What a life.