Salma Hayek’s Ass Hanging Out At The Beach? Yes, Please
Now that right there is a plump tuchus. Firm, aged properly, latin (so you know it does anal). Just perfect. 10s across the board.
And quick side note, because I don’t want this post getting too hetero. I pray to god her and Pierce Brosnan are filming a porn. Would kill for it. Yeah, Salma is hot as fuck but Brosnan is the man. Is it gay to say you’d want to watch a dude’s sex tape? Probably, right? Whatever, Feitelberg, don’t overthink it. My point is that watching James Bond fuck would be like wrestling: little gay to the eye but since it’s super manly and tough then it’s straight.