Revolution Fans Need To Shut Up And Just Accept The Fact That Nobody Gives A Fuck About Them

So I guess the Revolution are in the MLS playoffs or something? They may have even won the MLS championship already. To be honest I’m not really sure what their status is and I’m too lazy to look it up. The only reason I even know they are in the playoffs is because soccer heads keep emailing me bitching that we’re not covering soccer. Umm are these people serious? The only people worse than hockey hardos are soccer fans who get insulted when you don’t pay any attention to soccer. Hey newsflash people….the MLS is a club sport. Nobody gives a flying fuck. I don’t care if the Revolution win. I don’t care if they lose by a hundo. I don’t care if the MLS folds tomorrow. American soccer is the pits. Don’t get me wrong I have no problem with people who like soccer. Just accept what it is. It’s like getting mad we don’t cover bowling, the WNBA or croquette. Enjoy it in the privacy of your own living room and stop emailing me about the Revs. Nobody cares.