Red Sox Sign Yoan Moncada/Might Buy Cuba

BREAKING – Source: Cuban INF prospect Yoan Moncada agrees with Red Sox on a deal in $30 million range. Check http://t.co/mkcBseoZWQ.

— Jesse Sanchez (@JesseSanchezMLB) February 23, 2015

MONCADA IN THE HOUSSSSEEEEE!!!! And for only 30 million too (think it’s actually 60 since the Sox are over their international cap). Whatever, John Henry has that stuck between his driver seat and the center console. Must suck to be the little Yankee fans out in the poor house to scared to spend a few bucks. Love the idea of buying every Cuban that comes on the market. Got a bit of a Costanza/Fidel situation on our hands at the moment. And honestly I’ve been thinking about it and pitching is the most overrated nonsense ever. Where has pitching ever gotten anyone? Just give me all the Cuban studs with top secret workout plans and let’s mash all over the joint. Who cares if he’s a middle infielder and we have nowhere to put him? Not me! Everyone can take their pitching and shove it up their ass. See what you think about pitching when we win every game/home run derby 100-26.

And no I don’t care that he probably won’t play full-time at Fenway for like two years. I’m too high on Cubans to factor that in right now.