Reader Email: Who Should You Bring To A Big Game, Hot Chick Or Your Buddy?
Reader Email
So I was rewatching the multiple angle Vicotrino grand slam video (I cant get enough of those – and bar reaction videos – looking forward to seeing some hopefully…) Attached is a pic of the exact moment each of these two “cameraman” turned to the person they’re with; just total opposite reactions right? It naturally raises the question of who would you rather go to a big game with? hottie vs bro
btw big fan of the site.
Thrilled someone asked this. Because, and I feel this way about most questions asked on the site, this is such a no-brainer that I’m surprised people fuck it up, so I guess it needs to be addressed.
You absolutely take your buddy to the playoffs. 100%, period, end of story, no questions about it. It baffles me that anyone would take a girl to game 6 of the ALCS at Fenway. I don’t care if she’s a smoke who promised unspeakable things or the love of your life, the playoffs are an entirely different animal. Sunday afternoon games against the Royals are date games. Weeknight games in June are date games. But when you get into the playoffs? You bring your buddy who’s going to get drunk and go nuts with you when Victorino hits a grand slam. You bring someone who’s going to encourage you to drink more and make more noise, not say stuff like “Baby, don’t you think you’ve had enough” or “Can you stop yelling for a minute, it’s hurting my ears.” If you bring a chick I won’t come out and say you’re a shitty fan who doesn’t deserve tickets, but in a pretty big way you are.
And I’m glad the reader brought up that video. Because I remembered that chick, and I don’t blame her at all, she was just being a chick. For all intents and purposes, I’m sure she’s a great girl. But her reaction to Victorino’s grand slam perfectly proves my points. Shyness, random double wave and knocking her own hat off. She got called up to the big leagues too early and was totally lost and unprepared for the situation. That’s why you bring that animal on the right.
Vote 1 for hottie, 10 for your bro
(1,807 votes, average: 9.49 out of 10)
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Editors Note – I couldn’t disagree more with Feitleberg. Yeah right now I’d rather go with my buddies but that’s only because I’m married like a squid. At this point I’d pretty much choose to do anything with my buddies first. But if I was a single guy there is no question I bring a hot chick. Do you know how hard it is for a guy like me to get a smokeshow to go on a date? I mean I’m not that great looking. I don’t have that big of a dick. I’m not particularly good at sex. The only thing I am is funny. Give me 9 innings of a baseball game when a chick is trapped next to me to work my magic and I like my odds. I probably won’t fuck her that night, but I think I can wiggle my way in the door. That’s all you can ask for. Baseball games come and go. Pussy lasts forever. I take the hot chick everyday of the week and twice on Sunday. Anybody who says otherwise is either a really good looking dude or just not a next level thinker.
PS – Keep in mind I’m talking about bringing a chick who is so far out of my league the only way she’d ever agree to go on a date with me is if I offer World Series tickets.
In light of Pres’s response I decided to poll the rest of Barstool to get their answers.
KFC Note – Buddy, for sure. I don’t want to be on a date at the World Series, I want to be focused on the game.
Big Cat Note – Your buddy unless you have a written contract from the chick promising anal and she’s a 10.
Kmarko Note – “Buddy, obviously. Why are you even asking me this question?”
Mo Note – Voting should 100% be buddy. There are other ways to impress a chick than with a World Series ticket.
Nate Note – Buddy, not sure it’s even close. Unless your chick is a Make-A-Wish candidate, you bring your boy. Maybe it’s a little different in Boston cause youre so used to go to the World Series/NBA Finals/Stanley Cup/Super Bowl, but I’d 100% take a buddy who has been right there with me since we were 5 years old without seeing a World Series game.
Smitty Note – This pisses me off. It’s the fucking World Series. If you take the chick, your heart’s not in the game at all. It’s all about getting piss drunk, heckling and supporting the team with every breath you can muster. if you take the chick you have other priorities and are not putting the team first. Plus you would have to listen to pointless comments all game like “Ew they look disgusting, why don’t they shave those beards?” and “Can’t they just hit the ball and score runs, how hard is that?” Infuriating. Take the buddy and be a team player for your city.
JMac Note - I gotta bring a buddy. Taking a girl is too risky. But you bring a buddy and you have nothing to worry about but getting drunk and enjoying the game. You can go on dates any day of the year, world series baseball doesn’t come around too often.
Handsome Hank Note – Girl. Duh.