Reader Email – We Want To Help Hank Become A Man
My name is Julian and I run a company called Tablelist down by South Station here in Boston. I’m a huge Stoolie. Long story short it turns out a friend of co worker here knows Handsome Hank from high school and mentioned to me that he is turning 21 soon. Well I’m not sure what plans you guys have if any for him, but we want to make sure it’s a birthday to remember. Our company does table service all over the city and we want to help throw Hank a 21st he will never forget. Love to help out and make sure everything is first class for a first class guy. Have no idea this interesting to you at all, but either way keep doing what you do. We’re readers For life… You can reach me at xxx-xxx-xxxx if you guys are interested. Thanks for your time.
Well it’s official. June 13th 2014 is going to be a day that will live in INFAMY. I’ve had it circled on my calender since the 2nd day Hank showed up at BSS World HQ’s homeless, cold and stupid. It’s the day Hank becomes legal. The day his balls finally drop. So the timing of this email is perfect. It’s time to make little Hank a man. All suggestions welcome on how to make Hank’s 21st the party of the century.